STRESSED
spEllEd bAckwArd iS
DESSERTS!
*gasps* its true!
cos snowball's expansion ('horizontally') is bcos of her unlimited cravings for sweet stuffs
when she is bloody stressed up like now cos her exams are coming!
YET! and with lousy frenzs like ms piggy n flakez
plus very '0n' pple like retard rog
who always tempt sn0wball with buffet,
sn0wball's tummy keep snowballing until ...
until she gotta get a new wardrobe of clothes..
until she looked in the mirror and goes 'wah! i look like i am 3 mths pregnant!'..
until her physio-therapists gotta find longer straps to strap her waist to the standing frame..
until her fav pair of jeans (which was actually 1 size bigger) begin to desert her 'dainty' waist..
until the ah bu begin to kpkb, 'u eat some more!! noone want marry u liao ah!'
so she officially n very determiningly declared that
she will DIET !
(after her last buffet with her dear niece,sammi and another one with her lousy frenzs)
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