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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Discrimination or Is it their RIGHT to Chose?

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My Friend weights about 90kg and height is 155cm. She applied for a nursing job at XX Hospital.

She got interviewed by the ADN= Assisting Director of Nursing (Matron).

ADA asked:"
You are quite a big size gal.
You know ...when in Emergency where patient collapse, you have to perform CPR.
How are you going to do squeeze in and help resuscitation since you will definitely take up a lot of space due to your size?"

Friend replied: "I've lost quite a lot of weight since then.”

Ms Piggyneo feels that XX Hospital needs to go for Communication Skill for interviewing. If XXH wants to compete with local and overseas, XXH needs a lot of REVAMPING to do.

Competency and Fat does not link at all.

And working is all about competency.

How a Hospital can choose their staff according to weights?

NO WONDER those nurses that were bonded at XXH
• are from China
• are Slim
• look pretty

PS. I must declare that I have nothing against China. I like China.

Thinking about it
Are those China nurses meant only for looking good?

Through my own observations I had at XXH and NYP.

Do you know about the atrocious things they did in hospital ward?
Oh my GOD!
Compromising Patient's Safety
Teaching the wrong things to Students
Documentation Error
RUDE
Medications Idiots
Heck care Attitude
No Aseptic Technique

The List of mistakes goes on and on and on……………….

On another Hand

Being a health care worker
We must be also healthy in order to take care of the sick.
We are the ones to set examples for others to have a healthy lifestyle.
We need to educate the people about health.

Can you imagine?
A FAT nurse talking to you about exercising?
A smoker nurse talking about quitting smoking?


My friend is so upset and disappointed…………
She scare she no job and will be rejected because of her weight .

Ms Piggyneo can only console her and ask her to go for interview with other hospitals.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

I am going to sign on wth CGH !

Hi all ,
Good news ! I am going to sign on at CGH ! I am going to be a staff nurse there le ! BUT I dont really know what I want to specialise in .
I dont really know.
I like general ward settings.
I like to interact with pple.
I must admit I am not a very good communicator.
Still, I want to learn to communicate.
I do not like to go KK because ..........children and women = *BIG HEADACHE*
I dont like A and E because I dont like to handle immediate case
Because I am a "TYPE A"personality = Very "GAN CHIONG" person.
I am afraid I would develope High blood pressure and some more A&E alot of CPR!!
I hate CPR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hence I would like to go wards but specialise in .... medical ? surgical? orthopedics? operating theater? clinical?
Hmm.......... Thinking ! Thinking !

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Monday, April 23, 2007

microecons lecture ruined by lousy microecon lecturer with a lousy micro-phone! =(

went for microecons lesson by the london lecturer on sat n sun.. wah, my lecturer speaks like jay chou sia.. he mumble mumble mumble, n hence i c my class pple leave leave leave.

Day 1: b4 lunch, there were abt 100 plus pple..
aft lunch, ard 60 stayed, (snowball included! =))
aft tea break ard 50 remaining...
at the end, ard 40 remains. (snowball still inside wor! but no tips given.. =( )

Day 2: b4 lunch, there were ard 50 pple
aft lunch, ard 40..
aft break ard 30.. (snowball the idiot is still inside.. )

why snowball is an idiot leh? bcos snowball n dear (and very sweet and nice frenz, Eunice) tot that the lecturer will keep the good stuffs ie. exam tips at the end, but hor!! he mutter mutter mutter and we dig dig dig our ears but no! no tips at all! wau lau! wasted leh! i wish sim will invest in better microphone wor! grr!

the only good thing that came out eventually was that snowball met an ex-classmate from her sec skool! bcos the pple from my sec skool nv change at all, ie. their pattern and look nv change. thin one still thin, fat ones (who huh?! who??) bcome fatter. i can recognise that fellow slacker whom i know about 13 years ago even though his back is facing me. Haha! he's pretty impressed by that!

we had lunch together and bcos there were no empty tables, we gotta share table with a gal who was very diligently doing her revision. Then the stupid frenz got excited while tokking abt gals and kept banging the table! i so-wanted to kill him bcos i cld feel the gal getting more and more irritated with us. plus bcos this frenz is oso snowball's fellow dirty-tok-kaki, he is quite open with snowball. snowball very scared to see fellow sim-kakis who tot that snowball is an angel who's mind is pure and white.. so scared that snowball vow never to tok to fellow slacker-cum-dirty-tok-kakis in SIM. so fellow slacker-cum-tok-dirty-kaki, pls act like u dun noe snowball when u c me ok or i won't teach u econs ok! its ur loss hor cos ur truly took intro to econs 3 times (the max # of time) n pass with flying colors wor! LOL!

haha-s,
sn0wbaLL

Friday, April 20, 2007

imaginery conversation with God

sn0wball imaginery conversation with God

*i told u guys i am stressed le.. pls put up with the crappiness ya..)

Dear God,

You are the best in the world so i know you won't reject me.( rule # 1 when asking for help: san ka the person abit. =) ) snowball has a little request. In fact, snowball offer you a variety of ways (rule # 2: give pple many options to choose so that if tis cannot, still got other choices) to help her. can You:

1) make sn0wball more intelligent..
GOD: No.

SB: cAnnot?....

2)ok, just more intelligent for 2 days, 21 may and 4 june?

GOD: Nope.

SB: oso cAnnot?....

3)then can give me exam tips?

GOD: No.

SB: still cAnnot?....

4)hai.. okok, then can make exam questions easier?

GOD: Exams are always Easy if u study.

SB: huh?.. what do You mean by they are always easy if i study? if i study then no need to pray liao wor.. =(

5)nevermind... then can You help snowball find a golden tortise so that even if she fail her exams
oso nevermind?

GOD: If its meant to be, its meant to be. Love comes naturally.

SB: wat?! U cannot force love?.. it must come naturally?! n i always tot money can buy everything including love...

6)okok, like that can U let snowball strike tot0 so that if no honey, still got money?

GOD: Christian cannot gamble.

SB: cann0t.. christian cannot gamble ar.. icic..

7)hmm, like that, can U bring sNowball to Heaven cos tis oso cannot, tat oso cannot, life on Earth very hard wor..

GOD: No way. i cannot allow ur dirty mind to corrupt My angels.

SB: cannot again.. bcos sn0wball's dirty mind will corrupt the angels in the Heaven?! -_-

8)nono, snowball promises not to do it. so can i go?

GOD: u are always making empty promises.

SB: wat do U mean by my promises are always empty?! huh, oh u mean the one i made about dieting and working hard for exams at the beginning of every year? just 10 words for that: i have tried my best and i have no regrets.

9)But, this time, i will try my very very very ( x infinity ) best to not corrupt the angels... must have faith in me.

GOD: U think I am an idiot?

10) but i never say U are one... So God, can help me?

GOD: God only help those who help themselves so why dun u go study now instead of wasting ur time here blogging about imaginery conversation with me.

SB: ....................

THE END
ps: may change name to meatball soon.. getting fatter and fatter and fattest.. =( *boo*
wIth sadness..
snowball

Thursday, April 19, 2007

ARGH!!! All of us working at different hospitals.

Hai ,
My Nursing friends are all going to graduate soon.
  1. NSM at CGH (pending)
  2. TSY at SGH (confirm)
  3. LPN at SGH (bonded)
  4. GCY at KK (confirm)
  5. LPS at NUH (bonded)
  6. DQL at IMH (bonded)
  7. Devi at CGH (pending)
  8. OAE at CGH (bonded)

SOOOO sad we can't see each other anymore! BUT we can all take Leave at the Same time!!!!

I got bullied by my Nursing friends!

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Our project topic was decide on our first week attachment. We are going to present to the "Nurse Manager=Sister " . I was to do resusitation in the ward which means "Code blue emergency". Before the day of my presentation, my friend actually agree with SISter on my behalf without asking or Informing Me and did'nt even call me at the least.

Today Presentation day , Morning then I was inform by Jas that I have to do CPR. I mean I dont really LIKE CPR very much! hence u wont see me in emergency ward= A&E.

It could be because I dont like mannequin alot!

SOME more I need to do ETT tubing ! I WASNT even prepare for IT. I was preparing for VF/VT/asystole and PEA alogorithm. *FAINT*

I feel like I was being "SOLD OUT" . Oh my GOD!!

Ai yah !! ME being ME = Aunty ME ! I just grabble garble like. Ha hA . I try to do my BEst !

Tml I got interview. I hope I can work in CGH and pass the interview. I hope my this lousy presentation would not affect my interview tml.

I am so SAD !!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Wah ! The ENs BUTT very hard to move lei !

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Night Shift is a very tiring job.
If everyone do their parts and help out I'm sure everything will be in order.

The ENS really knw how to bully pple.
They just sit there and command students to do all the work.
They did help out with sponging patients but it's because students cannot sponged the patient by themselves.
Patient's vital signs are all monitor by the students.
End up me looking so hagged in the morning.
Somemore we were ask to do morning shift's vital signs too whereas they sit on the chair and monitor us and look after the files. (As if the files were valuables)

If there are no students, they will be so busy and do work non-stop till morning.
And yet when the students were there, they acted like "King of the bandits hill" Never even move once away from the chairs unless Necessary.
All the Call Bells were all answered by the students.

This morning when taking vitals signs for all the patients,I charted at the wrong column. I am suppose to chart at the 18th 8am morning column but end up i charted at 17th 8pm night column. I felt so sorry and at the same time I was laughing i my heart coz the ENs now had to do extra work just to correct my mistakes. *Evils Laugh*

the one abt diet..

STRESSED
spEllEd bAckwArd iS
DESSERTS!
*gasps* its true!
cos snowball's expansion ('horizontally') is bcos of her unlimited cravings for sweet stuffs
when she is bloody stressed up like now cos her exams are coming!
YET! and with lousy frenzs like ms piggy n flakez
plus very '0n' pple like retard rog
who always tempt sn0wball with buffet,
sn0wball's tummy keep snowballing until ...
until she gotta get a new wardrobe of clothes..
until she looked in the mirror and goes 'wah! i look like i am 3 mths pregnant!'..
until her physio-therapists gotta find longer straps to strap her waist to the standing frame..
until her fav pair of jeans (which was actually 1 size bigger) begin to desert her 'dainty' waist..
until the ah bu begin to kpkb, 'u eat some more!! noone want marry u liao ah!'
so she officially n very determiningly declared that
she will DIET !
(after her last buffet with her dear niece,sammi and another one with her lousy frenzs)

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

LaoZhaBor Rap

NIGHT shift

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My Night Shift is so slow going.
My first time doing my night shift. It's peacful and not so stress except when there are admissions.
The ENs are so helpful by giving orders and letting us do all the work. They just sit and give orders. They do help only when necessary like changing pampers and sponging. The TPN all give us do and they just sit and do charting.
I prefer fast pace of work.
Night shift too slow and time passes like a snail.
Scary ! Ha Ha Not scary at all. I dont feel scary but only tired.
Came home straight away sleep from 8am to 2pm.
My warm cozy bed . I love my BED so much !

PS. Snowball I saw your mommy . We took the same bus back at busstop number 9 bus. We chat a while and then she alighted and went home coz she bought breakfast for you. I didnt chat much with her coz I too tired. SO ENVY of you !! Smell so nice ! So what she bought ?

Monday, April 16, 2007

Feelings of Up and Downs

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Ahhh... I hate the stage of in between and not sure what is ahead of me ! Sian! Going to complete my course le and left with only 3 weeks of final attachment. Going to have an interview with CGH for application of Job. Going to graduate. I think I am going to have PMS soon also. This few days going to be soooo irritating!

10 WAYs to be Cheerful!
  1. OK THINK POSITIVE !
  2. Be extremely Cheerful !
  3. Look at the extreme bright side
  4. Smile at all times!
  5. Put Blusher on your face
  6. ACt cute; Look cute
  7. Irritate everyone makes me happy
  8. Write Blog
  9. Eat Ice-cream
  10. Climb Bukit Timah Hill

Do You guys Like the New Clock?

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Hi Guys !
Do you like the New Visitor Count and the New Clock ?
Please give feedback and comments !

Friday, April 13, 2007

Roses Are Red !

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Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Friends Lke You
Are Hard to Find !

I still remember this Poem. When I wrote autographies for my classmates, I would always use this to fill up the spaces on the page. Those are the days.

Now ........so sad no one ask me to write autography for them anymore. All of them in friendster or surfing net. People now does not practice writing and instead they are all typing on their computers .

I am very clever , no one ask me write autography instead I wrote my address and HP no on their Birthday cards!!! Dont believe me ask my classmates at NYP ! All of them got my Address and HP no. So none of you are going to deny and forget to sent me their wedding invitations !

So bored nowadays either work or home sleeping .... Miss EXCERCISE Le !!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

PLANS to Meet UP again !



We went to eat sushi ! Yeah so long finally we get to take time out and meet up and chat and eat and tease each other! hmmm MUST Plan We must Plan to go out again ! Plan to do what?

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What can we do ?

  1. Go Swimming
  2. Visit Library
  3. Fly Kite (ps. piggyneo still dont know how to fly kite)
  4. Picnic (freestyle= bring ur own cooked food)
  5. PLAY MAHJONG SESSION (location piggyneo's house at Sat only time 1pm to 9pm)
  6. Visit Historical Sites ( each do a presentation of the different sites we plan to go and blog it )
  7. Dinner with MEANINGS ( bring a new friend , intro hobbies, to learn something NEW)
  8. SunBathing at Sentosa

Well !! DO Something other then meet up and EAT then go home and SLEEP .

Any SUggestions?

do u wanna live forever?

YAY! we count a 'Visitor Counting Box'!
b00! so little pple wor! =(
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
anyway since i am so bored today i shall write some crap here bcos u need to keep visitors coming in! otherwise very paiseh leh cos everyone can judge hw 'interesting' our blog is with regards to the 'Visitor Counting Box'. Its a bit like one's report card wor! I am telling dear ms piggy (who put it up in the 1st place) to take it down if the figures are too stable (ie. always remaining at the same number! loL)
A few mths ago, bcos sotong and i got no topic to tok, i asked her an assumption qns. i asked her,
'wai gal, if one day, you get your hands on a pill that once consumed, can make u live forever, wld u (1) eat it (2) give it to someone else-who huh?? or (3) destroy it!!!'
Sotong told me that if we want to be really cruel to a person, we cld crushed the pill into powder and secretly add it into a drink of that person who will then consume it without knowing about it and then later on many many years later, after painfully watching all his loved ones dying one by one, will wonder when is his time to go too..
Then she asked me what i will do. actually prior to asking her tat, i haf already tot of it bcos i always day-dream in the toilet while shitting! haha! okok, anyway back to the topic. Initially i tot of giving it to Mr Lee Kwan Yew cos i tot he is such an intelligent man. Then i tot wah! se-scully wait he want bcum emperor and rule singapore forever how cos we never know what time can do to a person. The more time u haf, the greater amt of time we can haf to acumulate our wealth and intelligence and then for a politician, the greater the hunger for power wor.. scary..
The Second person i tot of will be to give it to Jay Chou bcos i admire his talent for music so much that i fall in love with almost all his songs despite the fact that i think that he (still) looked like a chao ah beng (& not a very handsome one too!) To me, if i can actually get over that fact then his music must b really good! Haha cos like weili and kailing always say, 'Snowball is a very shallow-minded gal!' Hence, i hope that this mr chou can produce an album every year till the day i say, 'bye bye world' and go heaven. =)
Then i ponder on what sotong said and i realised that all these pple i haf mentioned have great talents but are not related to me in term of family or frenzs. maybe its bcos i haf no feelings for them hence i am able to b cruel to them.. But like wat sotong say, i think its best to destroy it cos eternality is hell without the ones we loved by our side..
Haha! crap?! but i m now blogging for the sake of blogging leh! plus i dun noe how to insert 'nice nice' pig-tures to entertain u or this post will b 'sibeiiiii interesting' with pig-tures of my breakfast ok! so b nice! By the way, if u guys got nothing better to do, u can also contribute here abt the qns i asked sotong or if u haf ur own blog, can write abt it too. =]
World Peace,
ms Snowball =p

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

~sad~

note: not a happy post wor..

Yesterday, one of the uncle that went for physio with me passed away. i used to dislike talking to him cos he sibei hao lian n negative but gradually i accepted that he is what he is bcos of the shit he been thru.. He had been thru alot. His family depised him for his illness during the worst time of his life. It was painful to him bcos he did alot for the family. His illness, muscular dystrophy cause his limbs to grow weaker day by day and prolonged sitting and laying caused pain all over his body, making him bad tempered always. The 1st time he toked abt his family and how his 2nd son blamed him for inheriting muscular dystrophy to him and his son, i felt very sad for him, esp when i saw him crying..

Then on jan, he took me that he was diagnoised with bone cancer. and it was the terminal stage. This time he didn't cry. He says that he hoped that his time on earth will b up soon cos its too hard for him to bear and he cldn't do anything to ease it.. I wanted to say, 'Uncle, b strong.' but the very minute i heard those words, i had to excuse myself to go to the washroom cos i din wan him to see the tears that had uncontrollingly rolled down.. i told myself that i wan do something for uncle like asking my dad's sinseh's frenz to go uncle's hse and c if he can do anything to ease uncle's body ache, but b4 that cld b arranged.. uncle was gone.. i felt awful when clement's maid (in the same bus) announced that uncle lim had passed away last thu during our bus ride yesterday. But the ex-warrant officer uncle who was initially talking happily to me was shocked and i saw him cried abit. We all grew quiet and the rest of the ride to the rehab centre was quiet..

snowball =(

Sunday, April 08, 2007

LaoZhaBor


Oh my Goodness! There is really a blog name LaoZhabor ! She starred in Jack Neo's show called "Just Follow the Law". She is a very old auntie who played the role of Fann Wong's mother in the show. She is very Hip Hop lei ! Guys go read her BLog !! Highly recommened! Must read BLOG of the year ! I had already added the Link pls go READ IT ! recommend by Miss PiggyNeo !

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

What Is You Skin Type?

What Is You Skin Type?

1) How does your skin feel if you cleanse it with facial wash and water?
A- Tight, as though it’s too small for your face.
B- Smooth and comfortable
C- Dry and itchy in places
D- Fine – quite comfortable
E- Dry in some areas and smooth in others.

2) How does your skin feel if you cleanse it with cream cleanser?
A- Relatively comfortable.
B- Smooth and comfortable.
C- Sometimes comfortable, sometimes itchy.
D- Quite oily
E- Oily in some areas and smooth in others.

3) How does your skin usually look by midday?
A- Flaky patches appearing
B- Fresh and clean
C- Flaky patches and some redness
D- Shiny
E- Shiny in the T-zone

4) How often do you break out in spot?
A- Hardly ever
B- Occasionally, perhaps before or during your period
C- Occasionally
D- Often
E- Often in the T-Zone

5) How does your skin react when you use facial toner?
A- It stings
B- No problems
C- Stings and itches
D- Feel Fresher
E- Feel fresher in some area but stings in other

6) How does your skin react to a rich night cream?
A- It Feels very comfortable
B- Comfortable
C- Sometime feels comfortable, other time feels irritated.
D- Make my skin feel very oily
E- Oily in the T-Zone and comfortable on the cheeks.

Now add up you’re A’s, B’s, C’s, D’s, E’s.

Yours skin-type is the one which has the majority of answers.
Mostly A’s: Your Skin is DRY
Mostly B’s: Your Skin is Normal
Mostly C’s: Your Skin is Sensitive
Mostly D’s: Your Skin is OilyMostly

E’s: Your Skin is COMBINATION

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

I am going Crazy with Work !!

I cannot imagine that my classmate a Year 3 Person who is going to graduate is working like a turtle. Everything about her is turtlish. U knows how a turtle move? Slow and easy. So what to do, i have to work with her no Choice.
In a ward with 44 patients and we are in charge with 2 cubicles of 16 patients to take care of. I am really going to bite her head off. As a person, she is not bad. As a nurse, I wish I can throttle her.
Yesterday my cubicles, there were 3 drama Queens who kept crying non-stopped. Because the STUPID DOCTOR I really mean stupid. What he did?
He went and comment in front of the patient that her condition is worsening. (I want to FAINT le.) He said that to the Patient and can u imagine what come next? The DRAMA. It is actually like the babies at KKH when they are hungry, once one cries the whole row of babies cry together. Some more, it is nearly family visiting hours. So when the family came and saw their precious Patient crying, they were very worried. One of the family members started to speak very loudly to me and I have to ignore his comments but explain to him calmly and NICELY and continue my work. I had to swallow the humble Pie.
The other patient wants to go home and she start packing and walking around .But with her condition she is not suppose to walk around. In the end, she was restrained with Doc's permission and family consent. She nearly runs away because she was frightened of Operation. That I can understand. But still she cannot go home because her condition will be dangerous. Hence, she was shouting and scolding very loudly.
This last patient, I tell you just because she just came back from small operation hence she is restless. With the commotion around her, she wants to seek attention also. She started to cry. I did what I can for her and let her husband to take care of her. Her husband so Cute ask me if I had taken my dinner or not while I was busy taking care of his wife's needs.
All this Drama happens at family visiting hours. I have to deal with the patients and together with the family members. The best have yet to come.

MY SPCA = Senior Patient Care Assistant is the Icing on the Cake. She does nothing and is worse than the Turtle yr3. She gives command and asks us students to do and she gives instructions like a granny who nags about everything but not straight to the point. What to do ! I just give her the Ignore therapy.
I am busy and passing report and guess what! She asks me to prepare for her the procedure and she just stand there do NOTHING! She just keep checking and charting where we have already done for her. This is ridiculous! What has the world come to? ALAMAK i wanted to ask her to retired really coz she so old and cannot help much. This is not discriminating because she can't keep up and she can't do work. Instead she like a movie director keeps giving instructions and directing only. I mean if her directives were accurate and correct and clear i dont mind helping her . Most of the time , her instructions were actually meant for you to go round and round the "Merry go Round".