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Thursday, February 15, 2007

hai

wah tis blog had been stagnant for some time liao! Hai... Its like tat de, as we grow older, life bcome more mundane so no more interesting thing to write lor! esp when we are not the type who bring our digi-cam everywhere and write entries creatively/uncreatively titled:
  1. 'how much evil(calories) did snowball consume today?[wif many pic of my breakfast, brunch, lunch, tea, dinner, supper and snacks. Wah!!! din know i consume at least 6 meals a days! =( ]'
  2. 'L@@k!!! i din know my pee sai can be such a pc of art! [wif many pics of pee sai mould into diff shape]' heh heh, so er xin hor!
  3. 'i am a princess (takes many pics of one-self, most like to pose cutesy pose like rainie yang, cyndi huang etc. but bcos of snowball's unique shape, ur truly's entry can only be titled: 'i am a pig-cess >.<>

So, apparently u can see that snowball's topic is limited to:

  1. 'a comparative study of diet products/anti panda eyes product / anti-aging product [now i see two very fine lines coming out from the corner of my right eyes! must take note now man or soon all its friends will all come out and play play together liao, jus like once when i was young and innocent with the naive perception that my unwelcome 'frenzs' (ie. fats) will leave me one day which still haven't come aft more than 10 years liao... hai...] '
  2. 'lonely uncles..' yeah, pathetic isn't it?! see my prev entry n u'll see my pain.. y can't i get a lonely rich and handsome prince charming ar?! u noe i'm pretty gd at consoling pple, esp when u put stacks of $$$$$ in front of me!! LOL!
  3. 'the one about snowball's toilet-bowl part 1-part 100' yea, if u r still reading the entries i write, u pretty much haf no life like me! =p
  4. 'outings with lao peh's senior citizen club pple to botanic garden, zoo etc etc!' if u still r undaunted and still find my entries exciting then u must be (1) a no-life person or (2) senior citizen or (3) a retard like rog_r or (4) a ah siao like j_ne or (5) a sotong like meliss_ or (6) very stressed like e_sther egg ...

=p

okok i am gtg to slp liao, its 10 pm le! old pple cnt slp late, esp the poor ones cos no money to buy sk2 when all the pimples and fine lines come out! Have a great CNY ya and aft tat we all go on diet together ya! =) ba kwa, pineapple tarts, chocolates, cookies! *drools*

with lots of saliva ,

snowball