imaginery conversation with God

sn0wball imaginery conversation with God

*i told u guys i am stressed le.. pls put up with the crappiness ya..)

Dear God,

You are the best in the world so i know you won't reject me.( rule # 1 when asking for help: san ka the person abit. =) ) snowball has a little request. In fact, snowball offer you a variety of ways (rule # 2: give pple many options to choose so that if tis cannot, still got other choices) to help her. can You:

1) make sn0wball more intelligent..

GOD: No.

SB: cAnnot?....

2)ok, just more intelligent for 2 days, 21 may and 4 june?

GOD: Nope.

SB: oso cAnnot?....

3)then can give me exam tips?

GOD: No.

SB: still cAnnot?....

4)hai.. okok, then can make exam questions easier?

GOD: Exams are always Easy if u study.

SB: huh?.. what do You mean by they are always easy if i study? if i study then no need to pray liao wor.. =(

5)nevermind... then can You help snowball find a golden tortise so that even if she fail her exams
oso nevermind?

GOD: If its meant to be, its meant to be. Love comes naturally.

SB: wat?! U cannot force love?.. it must come naturally?! n i always tot money can buy everything including love...

6)okok, like that can U let snowball strike tot0 so that if no honey, still got money?

GOD: Christian cannot gamble.

SB: cann0t.. christian cannot gamble ar.. icic..

7)hmm, like that, can U bring sNowball to Heaven cos tis oso cannot, tat oso cannot, life on Earth very hard wor..

GOD: No way. i cannot allow ur dirty mind to corrupt My angels.

SB: cannot again.. bcos sn0wball's dirty mind will corrupt the angels in the Heaven?! -_-

8)nono, snowball promises not to do it. so can i go?

GOD: u are always making empty promises.

SB: wat do U mean by my promises are always empty?! huh, oh u mean the one i made about dieting and working hard for exams at the beginning of every year? just 10 words for that: i have tried my best and i have no regrets.

9)But, this time, i will try my very very very ( x infinity ) best to not corrupt the angels... must have faith in me.

GOD: U think I am an idiot?

10) but i never say U are one... So God, can help me?

GOD: God only help those who help themselves so why dun u go study now instead of wasting ur time here blogging about imaginery conversation with me.

SB: ....................

THE END

ps: may change name to meatball soon.. getting fatter and fatter and fattest.. =( *boo*

wIth sadness..

snowball