MY fifth: i see red! roar!

HELLO! Long time no blog! All the crappy pple too busy already lah! Poor us!

Anyway today the topic i am going to write about is lonely uncles. Heh?! Yea, for those of you who never see/talk/sms me for a long time, here's my story.

THesedays, yours truly is very healthy so every monday, i will spent 3 hours doing exercise at the rehab centre. Because i am still a very poor girl, i opt to take the centre transport which brings me there at 11.3o when theraphy actually starts at 1pm. So the 1st day i reached, i was at a loss cos i din noe theraphy only start at 1pm. I asked the therapist, " do wat ar?" She smiled n said, " Go make frenzs!" I looked around me and saw that the place was filled with uncles and ah gongs. "heh?! got generation gap leh!" i secretly thought but since i dun wanna appear to be a spoiltsport i said, "okie." And that's when the nightmare started...

Initially it was okie cos i suddenly remembered that i wanted to ask one of the admin pple abt one of the courses they offered so i went to look for the one in charge. Then i met one very nice lady whose name i 4got and tok to her about getting a driving license for awhile. During our conversation, i noticed an uncle in his motorised wheelchair zooming about around us, trying to catch my eyes. But i din bother la.

Then the nice lady gotta go and the admin pple told me to go c the person i want to tok to abt the course who is free le so i went in and tok for abt 20 mins. When i got out of the office to go back to the rehab centre, this uncle was just outside the office but i heck care la since i paid $12 to do physio so must quickly go back and do exercise and get my $$$ worthwhile! Heh heh!

After about 1 n the half hr, the therapist told me to rest and i went out of the gym intending to get the rootbeer i have been resisting for some time. Then this uncle followed me.. When he caught up, he tried to start a conversation. Suddenly out of nowhere he told out a pc of paper with his resident and hp numbers written on it and told me to call him.. Then he looked at me expectantly. Feeling lost and not wanting to hurt his feelings, i (aka the pig-head) gave him my hp number.

Wah lau eh, after that he sms me frequently bt what's he's doing la and tried to call me. I felt irritated and din pick up his call until 1 day, ah bu busybody, help me ans my hp and say, "Gal ar, ur call!" I saw the uncle's name and my heart sank. He asked me why i nv ans his call. I coldly answered that i m busy now and he can still ask me, "why are u busy?" I tot every1 with no brain damage understand that busy NOW = cnt entertain u NOW = u shld be 'zhi dong' and offer to put down the phone! Hai! Apparently this uncle din get my pt and i had to tell him i cnt tok now n bb!

After that i dread goin for exercise cos he continue calling n i continue not picking up his calls. But luckily for my 2nd n 3rd sessions, he wasn't there. Then during my 4th session, wah lau, that lao kao came and what a bad timing to come when my legs are tied to the automated cycling machine [so i cnt move =( ]. He started interrogating me, " u noe i call u? y never pick up the call?!" Haha, i know how to answer him because prior to this i have already anticipate his qns. I tot of a few reasons to turn him off so tat he wun bother me again. The following are a few of my creative reasons:

option 1: i want to die a holy virgin so pls do not harbour any indecent tots. *Like real!!*

option 2: i just turned mute.* not convincing since i will die if i nv make noise for a min!*

option 3: i am a lesbian. i am only interested in gals so pls stop holding up my line while i tok to my galfrenzs! *LOL, wait i scare the cute MALE physiotherapist away too! bad idea! *

option 4: my bf dun like me tokking to guys. *where to find one guy to pose as my bf? wat, 'employ' one?! nonono, i am a poor gal.. sob sob*

option 5: my parents dun like me tokking to guys. *abit cannot make it but compare to the above craps, its the best of the worst le. =)*

so at this point, i answered him quickly saying, " my parents doesn't like guys calling me." He can still ask, " then when can i call u." Resisting all my urge to say, " f**K OFF!" I coolly repeated what i say and feeling kinda uneasy, i looked down on the floor. Aft abt 10 min of silence, he finally went away.

Manz, i tot tat was the last but apparently this lonely lao kao got more tricks up his sleeves. Cos on thu nite i got an sms: " Hi is this snowball?"

Thinking tat it was one of my kaki who had lost my number, i happily replied, " yup! who is this?"

Then aft abt 10 min, beep beep! " I am desmond. No ulterior motive. Just want to be friends."

Thinking hard n long about since when i ever had a frenz called desmond, i suddenly understood that this was tat lao kao using another hp number and another name! Wa lau! but then i tot play safe la cos maybe i did haf a frenz named desmond nong nong time ago, maybe at kindergarden! Lame?! > yea i noe cos i dun own a hp when i was in kindergarden but anyway i sms back: " do i noe you?"

The reply was: " no, we never meet before. This is the first time we are starting sms chat."

LOL! SMS Chat?! u think lao niang got so much money to spare ah! each sms costs $0.05 okie! rmr, i POOR gal leh! anyway i hate chatting when i cnt hear the person voice or see the person's expression cos it get boring aft sometime!

So eventually i nv reply lor! anyway i think tat lao kao oso realise that he very stupid to think tat i am as stupid as him cos everyone noe snowball is a clever gal! =p

ps: u guys should ask sotong for her lonely uncle encounter at the bus-stop! its damn funny! ;P