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Saturday, May 19, 2007

That idiot YX GUY

What has the world come to?

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I will agree that U are smart in studies but U lack of humanity.

A human being have compassion and respect for other people.

U lack of all human traits. U BASTArd.

U don't have Motorcycle's License and still insisted to ride and ended up in an accident.

U really know how to give a gal unforgettable memories for her holiday trip. If you don't appreiciate her and don't love her please at least don't hurt her.

No MR. YX Bas... being a smart alex ass you are , you have to be the number one extraordinary and involve my friend in a motorcycle accident in the middle of a heavy traffic road in overseas.

Lucky she's alright. MR. YX BAS...I guess U should have passed away in overseas. At least turn idiot after the hit on the head. Who would have guess U came back also physically safe but maybe not sound anymore in UR LIMited brain space.

If not,I will hunt u every time I see u. If possible I will give u a tight slap and maybe cause u bodily harm . You will end up impotent I guess if worse come to worse.

You cause her to be hurt physically and emotionally. She lost so many blood at the accident due to Ur recklessness. She was lucky to come back to SG save and sound with bruises and abrasions after hospialisation.

Count yourself Lucky that u still alive standing. I feel sorry for the parents who have this kind of Only Son . I am DISSAPOINTED IN MR. YX BAS. Maybe we should let NUS ,NTU and SNB know about this accident and let them know what kind of person MR. YX is. Then they won't taking him in . He don't deserve it. He don't deserve my friend's love for him.

Fall Prevention Project ! Yeah We got A's!

Which is better ? Blogspot or Wordpress?

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Which one is better? Blogspot or Wordpress?


I have notice that pple are transferring from blogspot to word press and vice versa.


As a Blogspot user I've noticed that Blogspot often got problems.


Wordpress? I am not sure as I've just started to use it. I dislike most is Spaces and friendster Blogs! Hmmm so many blogs!


What to do? I've just noticed I've got so many blog and most of the time I'm only using one!


Haiz.... A space is mean for me to keep records of the books I've read.


Friendster for me to keep my friends records. Blogs for me to write and vent my frustrations like a diary.


I guess I've yet to know and settle down coz too many things to tidy up including my study table.


So messy! My thoughts are in a messy now!


Whatever came to my mind I've type it in here. Hence this is also a messy post!


PS: How do I add pic esp from Glitter Graphics which is in HTML Code to my Posts?

It's a Freelance Blog for pple to write and comment !



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Dougnut Factory! 3 Hours Q!

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http://www.donutfactory.com.sg/


Ms PiggyNeo's Box of 12 Dougnuts

We went to


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City to queue for donuts at Donut Factory. We queued for 3 whole hours in order to buy the donuts. It’s a ONCE a life time thing to queue for Donuts for 3 hours. It’s a new experience for all of us! The queue was divided into 3 parts.



1st 30 minutes waiting area near the bookstore


While waiting, Jas irritate Ms Piggyneo coz she too bored she decided to call Pik to offer to buy some for her. She also called Shin to come out to watch the movies “28 weeks later” and to join us to buy donuts.


2nd 30 minutes


Jas bought Chippy's British fish & chips and fried marsies because she’s hungry. We had been queuing so long hence hunger and thirst came easily to mind. We got nothing to do hence EAT to past the time.


After eating the food, we moved to the Second Part of the queue outside the Spectacles shop.


Jas went to the front to look at the Q and when she came back,


She said loudly: “Hey Neo the ppl in front said they have been queuing for 2 hours and still waiting so long!”


After hearing what Jas had said, that the 2 ladies queuing in front of us decide to give up and left for new pastures.


Surprisingly Jas discovered that it’s a new way to shorten the queue. See she’s so evil!


(But still, I personally think without her my life would be still so boring! She’s irritating but she is a very fun friend to have and often brighten up my static and monotonous life. We can vomit blood because of her most of the time also.)


After chit chatting and gossiping about all the people we knew, I’ve decide to take a walk to buy drinks. The queue is still long.



3rd 30 minutes waiting at the entrance of spectacles shop


Oh my goodness!


There was an American man cutting queue.The people in front of us saw that and went to inform him the correct queue was way behind.


He was so embarrassed and when he went to the back of the queue. He said in his American accent that he thought all of us were queuing for the Spectacles!


By this time Shin arrived and joins us laughing hilariously. I mean who wants so many spectacles for what? We want the DOUNUTS!


Finally! After so many minutes, we had devise ways to cut short the queue.




  1. Say loudly that you have been queuing for 3 hours still no donuts.




  2. Bring a hard covered book to read and wait. If got pple cut queue use the book to hit the cut Q guy!




  3. Dance to the music at “THE CD SHOP” then pple around u would be too embarrassed to Q around u.




  4. Just say the TRUTH! The donuts taste terrible! And no one will patronise the shop anymore.




  5. Bring your laptop with you and use it to past the time. But must have wireless login.




  6. Set up a new company name as the Express Queuing Donut. We decide to Q and sell the donuts at double the price.




So Far only these few Ideas!


I bought 12 donuts. Shin and Jas each bought 6 donuts.


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After tasting the donuts, tell the truth not very tasty.


Only the chocolate flavour ones are the tasty ones.


Others all taste yucky!!


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Shin siting outside the Starbucks after buying 3hours of donuts.


My Mom scold me say waste of time . They dont appreciate me ! They dont appreciate me standing 3 hours to wait for donuts. After Eating the donuts, we realise it's actually not so tasty at all.

Raining So Can't go ECP!

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It's raining ! We can't go East Coast Park to cycle and enjoy the food. I've already left home and was half way there . But Suddenly It Rain ! Hence I've to take the opposite bus home. So sad ! Wasted my bus Fare! Go home play Maple bah !



Sunday, May 13, 2007

Simin MOVED to WORDPRESS!

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I've moved to this new blog !! I'm trying out !!
See how lor !
SEE SEE take a look okie !

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Dating @ Plaza Singapura!

See I'm so Cute!
See I look so retro ! I look like 60s You go girl ! Ah go go !


William eating at Long John Sliver !


William drinking up all the 7up!


Food ! Yummy!


See I so Cute ! Even William also agree with me !


Tuesday, May 08, 2007

BOred!!

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I am so bored ! I dont really know .....How I am going to survive the 2 months Holidays!
Oh man ! I feel like going back to the Ward at XXH and work for free ! OR volunteer my services ! Holidays not sure what to do ! I am very bored! These days everything is not going smoothly ! Why am I feeling this ? Watching my DVDs. I cry with the Characters ! I laugh at them too ! What is this ! Mood swings ? Shesssh !

Monday, May 07, 2007

Party was a SUCCESS on PRCP Day !


PRCP ! That day was really fun and alot of farewells.
There was excitement coz awaiting results.
There was sadness coz of results.
There were laughter and joyfulness !
Coz most of them Passed
All emotions were jumble up.
Over all everyone was Happy!
The food was nice and there was plenty to go around with drinks.
Especially thankful to the Organiser and the ones who helped her!
PS. I'll bet the budget was over and she had to fork out more money to pay for the things.

There's a devil in everyone's heart!

In everyone's heart there is always a devil.
Once you let the devil take over your heart !
It's hard to cage back the devil.
Mistakes made and wrongs done to others.
Just to let you knw,in the heart there was not even once where I was able to find peace.

Quoted from the Korean Show 19 yrs old sister-in-law.

OMG the story was so touching! Have to see ! Must see! It's a funny and sad show !
Ending was satisfactory! So cute and lovable .
Esp the guys in the show !
Oh my all muscles and so many scenes mostly done without the top !
Ha Ha even when they wear coats and shirts !
The guys still look so smart and handsome.
OMG the muscles and the face!
I didnt knw KOrean guys were so cute and lovable.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

PRCP finally Over !


PRCP finally over ! Now I have to wait for the Graduation day in July. I will miss all of my friends in nursing !
Guys when I got my own house after my marriage I'll invite you all every other week to come over and chit chat and try out my cookings !
Miss you all !
MUST COME LIST
  1. Shumin
  2. Roger
  3. Shin yee
  4. Jasmine
  5. Pik Pik
  6. LPN
  7. Qinglei
  8. Devi
  9. ETC ETC ETC

those mention above by hook or by CROOK must be available when Ms Piggy invite them !

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Me starting work in July. I still dont knw where I will be going to. I hope to work with nice pple and most impt I can see my friends at CGH also.

Friday, May 04, 2007

MOMMY It's all Over !

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Today ,
My mom left home early for work. She happily left for work after breakfast. During evening time , my phone rang. Then i recieved sms from my 4th Auntie saying my mom got no house Keys and was left standing outside of the house. I called everyone and no one was able to come home to let my Mom into the house. I am at work , my bro at NS Camp and sister at work at outram and Dad at work at Sembawang. End up my sister took MRT home in order to open house door for my Mom! Bravo !! Hip Hip Horray ! My sister manage to take some hours off early to come home to rescuse my MOM.
Poor mom. Standing outside the house almost for One and half hours.

when suku goes away.. =(


2day is friday, 11 days since my suku frenz left for her long holiday in aussie land.

snowball kinda sad.. cos too used to having the suku ard to:

1) laugh at snowball's colder than very cold jokes.. n0w, snowball tell jokes and she's the only one laughing.. =*(

2) find car and bring sn0wball to changi beach to eat supper..

3) then aft supper, bring snowball to c ah guas and then laugh laugh laugh until snowball very scared ah gua-s will beat us up.

4) tell snowball abt her everyday happening.

5) tell pple snowball's jokes in her own version which bcum very exaggerated and no longer snowball's jokes. hahaha!

6) walk in front of snowball and frenzs and relates jokes to herself n then laugh laugh laugh.. to herself! lol!

so u all can see right, this suku abit siao siao but very cute. hai.. hope this suku come back soon and as expected, b4 holiday, she's skinny n dark like monkey, come back liao bcum fat n fair like pig! wahhahaa! do take care ya suku! =D


with lots of love,

sn0wball

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Pizza ! To PAY or Not to Pay !

Well ,

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Today is the second last day and so many rubbish came from the students.(WE ALL.)

I very good ...de NO reason for me to get scolding

BUT me .........
poor me had to stand there and listen to SISTER NAG NAG about rubbish!.
Or should I say stupid mistakes by SO many WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO.

  • ITE students caught giving medications dispense by student nurse- WRONG
Somemore who could ever believe that by having a farewell party from students cost about $65 bucks?
I never heard of having that! Each of us have to fork out $5. Total is $65.


Moreover, organiser also never ask the opinions of the rest whether they want to have the party or not. STUPID MINE MINE who is very very poor and working part time to earn her expenses had to pay also.

Organsier attitude problem ! I mean if I am going to pay for something , I should know what I am paying for and what the money is going to be use for. I have my RIghts too!

That Organsier just say last minute order PIzza and say for the Staff nurses. And left without explaining thingys.

She just said " If u want to pay, pay .If not I pay myself."

I mean if you are rich you can pay. For the rest of the pple How? She is so inconsiderate and YAYA PAPAYA.

We have to grab Yun to sit and stay back to explain what the money collected is for. Then we realised that they even want to buy chocolates for the ITE students.


See the Organiser is so ambitious. She wants to also buy presents for the ward. I mean this is not a grand party. It s a small scale farewell party !

Somemore I dont think that the Ward worth 65 bucks. We help them so much . Why aren't the nurses giving us the treat instead us paying for them to enjoy?

I am not stingy ! I only know that money is hard earn . I want to pay for something which is worth every cent of it even when I am enjoying I know how much I am paying for it !

Why should I pay for something which I am not going to enjoy and somemore it's for the enjoyment of others !

Those pple dont even appreciate us at all. Damm stupid Organiser. This is like showing off to others.

My New DVDs !


I went shopping with Felicia and we decided to buy these 2 Dvds coz cheap !

haha! Quality wise not sure yet see le then tell you all !

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

R21 (not for the underaged..)

Poor flakez is sick - down with sore throat and body ache but still gotta work. poor gal! maybe its bcos the virus too strong and hence temporary 'damage' her brain. tis lead to our RA sms-es exchange. pls immediately change page if u r below 21. thks.

Anyway on tuesday afternoon, me aka snowball was happily doing her 'big biz' for the 3rd time already. y happy leh? well, snowball felt that God had answered sn0wball's prayer - to be slimmer -! anyway snowball cannot say this diarrea is not entirely snowball's fault. instead if snowball want find some1 to blame, the person is snowball's ah bu. bcos on mon nite, snowball, the very hardworking gal studied till 7am then!! the bu woke snowball at 10am n kpkb that snowball must wake up to eat the new noodles which her frenz specially bring frm msia.. -_- *#@%**#$%^*! no choice, gotta wake up.. aft the stupid bowl of noodles, snowball tot, 'hai, if go back and slp now dun noe slp until wat time so eventually snowball drink some coffee and try to go study econs.

for those who study econs b4, u guys will understand that econs is one of the most 'interesting' subject in the entire world, (no, not world, shld b universe cos i bet aliens hated it too!). it's esp 'interesting' to sum1 who only haf 3 hrs slp! grr! so when snowball looked at the graphs, they all looked like the 'rebond version of the curly noodles' snowball just had.. yes.. the cursed noodles that cause snowball to b dragged out of her dreamland when daniel wu was just asking her to marry him..

however for those pple who know snowball well: u all noe i am a determined and hardworking gal right?! so not giving up, snowball decides that since coffee dun work, maybe red bull can! =) aft drinking red bull, snowball can indeed, concentrate better but snowball scared that consuming all these heaty drink will make me sick so snowball went to drink another glass of herbal tea.

abt 30 mins later, snowball started to get a tummy ache and this went on until by the 5th time, snowball is pretty convinced that she had lost 1 kg, at least.. in fact, the amazing thing is that snowball never knew that there's cn b so much shit in her. anyway, aft the 5th time, though very tired but kinda happy at the same time, snowball went to weigh herself on the scales and guess what.. fcuk! i gained 0.5 kg! *roar roar roar*

oh ya until now i still haven tok abt the sms exchange with dear flakez. tis part is the R21 part ok! excited?! ok here goes:

while in the toilet, flakez sms snowball:

flakez (F): go where ah? this sunday i m not going little india for tution blah blah blah... blah... gtg pasir ris instead.

snowball (SB): dunno go where yet..

F: go Spa

SB: Haha, abit inconvenient for me wor..

F: Just lie flat and let pple touch.. anyway was joking la. haha, go eat. eating is my only entertainment.

+snowball thinking tat LOL! just lie down n let pple touch! and then snowball's thoughts start running wild and tot of playing along with poor flakez! +

SB:HAHA!but now i wan go spA cos i wan lie down n let handsome massager touch 2 relieve stress!any recommendation?! jkin jkin!!

+ya, i si-bei er xin but u r still reading right?! =p+

F: It don't like u r joking. i will go ask ard.. maybe roger wants to earn some extra money from u

+LOL n then puke! come on, its will b like lesbianism cos i haf always treat ah r0g as my jie mei ok!+

SB:HAHA! tat 1 ar, 4get it! i rather find bangala lor! wahaha!

F: U r disgusting!

+Now sB suddenly got the mood to crap cos too bored in toilet! =D+

SB: WAHAHA! i like bangala-s! tall, dark n HORNY!LOL! wAU LAu i venture into tis type of topic again. econs driving me mad! sad ~

F: Haha. really abit screw loose. i think u r watching porn, not studying econs.

SB:nAh i m really studyin.. in the toilet c0s i kanna diarrea aft drinking coffee,red bull n herbal tea (in sequential order)..

F: What.. i think u r going to pass ur internal organs out.

SB: But i dun wan to pass my internal organs out.. i wan pass my exam..
The End
ps: i thought i haf hit the jackpot by getting a new recipe for 'slimming tea' (ie. mix coffee, red bull and herbal tea together) but damn it shld b for constipation sia! grr!
with a lot of shitty feelings,
snowball

Sports Connection -My new Bag !



This is my new Bag ! Cost $37 dollars ! I went shopping at Tampines mall yesterday with Felicia (my sis). She says my bag ugly! But I like it . Actually, I wanted to buy the yellow colored one but she insist I buy the red one. She prefer the red than yellow coz she says I look weird with a Yellow Bag !

I love shopping with my sister ! Glad she got time for me !

Ha Ha coz I am the "bad one" always no time for her !

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I was at VIVO that day!
Do I look demure?
I look so cute and knowledgeable!
I love to be surrounded by Romance Novels !!

My beach Chair !

This is a green Chair !
It's meant be to kept in the store room.
But I was bored and thinking of going camping so I went to Will's storeroom to dig.
See what treasure I had got out of his store room. SHHHHH!!!! Dont tell anyone !!!
He got a Microwave and a big vase about 1.5 metre tall too.
Cool ! Dont you think so ?
He He next time I do house visits ,
First thing to do is to check the storeroom liao !