MY fifth: i see red! roar!

HELLO! Long time no blog! All the crappy pple too busy already lah! Poor us!

Anyway today the topic i am going to write about is lonely uncles. Heh?! Yea, for those of you who never see/talk/sms me for a long time, here's my story.

THesedays, yours truly is very healthy so every monday, i will spent 3 hours doing exercise at the rehab centre. Because i am still a very poor girl, i opt to take the centre transport which brings me there at 11.3o when theraphy actually starts at 1pm. So the 1st day i reached, i was at a loss cos i din noe theraphy only start at 1pm. I asked the therapist, " do wat ar?" She smiled n said, " Go make frenzs!" I looked around me and saw that the place was filled with uncles and ah gongs. "heh?! got generation gap leh!" i secretly thought but since i dun wanna appear to be a spoiltsport i said, "okie." And that's when the nightmare started...

Initially it was okie cos i suddenly remembered that i wanted to ask one of the admin pple abt one of the courses they offered so i went to look for the one in charge. Then i met one very nice lady whose name i 4got and tok to her about getting a driving license for awhile. During our conversation, i noticed an uncle in his motorised wheelchair zooming about around us, trying to catch my eyes. But i din bother la.

Then the nice lady gotta go and the admin pple told me to go c the person i want to tok to abt the course who is free le so i went in and tok for abt 20 mins. When i got out of the office to go back to the rehab centre, this uncle was just outside the office but i heck care la since i paid $12 to do physio so must quickly go back and do exercise and get my $$$ worthwhile! Heh heh!

After about 1 n the half hr, the therapist told me to rest and i went out of the gym intending to get the rootbeer i have been resisting for some time. Then this uncle followed me.. When he caught up, he tried to start a conversation. Suddenly out of nowhere he told out a pc of paper with his resident and hp numbers written on it and told me to call him.. Then he looked at me expectantly. Feeling lost and not wanting to hurt his feelings, i (aka the pig-head) gave him my hp number.

Wah lau eh, after that he sms me frequently bt what's he's doing la and tried to call me. I felt irritated and din pick up his call until 1 day, ah bu busybody, help me ans my hp and say, "Gal ar, ur call!" I saw the uncle's name and my heart sank. He asked me why i nv ans his call. I coldly answered that i m busy now and he can still ask me, "why are u busy?" I tot every1 with no brain damage understand that busy NOW = cnt entertain u NOW = u shld be 'zhi dong' and offer to put down the phone! Hai! Apparently this uncle din get my pt and i had to tell him i cnt tok now n bb!

After that i dread goin for exercise cos he continue calling n i continue not picking up his calls. But luckily for my 2nd n 3rd sessions, he wasn't there. Then during my 4th session, wah lau, that lao kao came and what a bad timing to come when my legs are tied to the automated cycling machine [so i cnt move =( ]. He started interrogating me, " u noe i call u? y never pick up the call?!" Haha, i know how to answer him because prior to this i have already anticipate his qns. I tot of a few reasons to turn him off so tat he wun bother me again. The following are a few of my creative reasons:

option 1: i want to die a holy virgin so pls do not harbour any indecent tots. *Like real!!*

option 2: i just turned mute.* not convincing since i will die if i nv make noise for a min!*

option 3: i am a lesbian. i am only interested in gals so pls stop holding up my line while i tok to my galfrenzs! *LOL, wait i scare the cute MALE physiotherapist away too! bad idea! *

option 4: my bf dun like me tokking to guys. *where to find one guy to pose as my bf? wat, 'employ' one?! nonono, i am a poor gal.. sob sob*

option 5: my parents dun like me tokking to guys. *abit cannot make it but compare to the above craps, its the best of the worst le. =)*

so at this point, i answered him quickly saying, " my parents doesn't like guys calling me." He can still ask, " then when can i call u." Resisting all my urge to say, " f**K OFF!" I coolly repeated what i say and feeling kinda uneasy, i looked down on the floor. Aft abt 10 min of silence, he finally went away.

Manz, i tot tat was the last but apparently this lonely lao kao got more tricks up his sleeves. Cos on thu nite i got an sms: " Hi is this snowball?"

Thinking tat it was one of my kaki who had lost my number, i happily replied, " yup! who is this?"

Then aft abt 10 min, beep beep! " I am desmond. No ulterior motive. Just want to be friends."

Thinking hard n long about since when i ever had a frenz called desmond, i suddenly understood that this was tat lao kao using another hp number and another name! Wa lau! but then i tot play safe la cos maybe i did haf a frenz named desmond nong nong time ago, maybe at kindergarden! Lame?! > yea i noe cos i dun own a hp when i was in kindergarden but anyway i sms back: " do i noe you?"

The reply was: " no, we never meet before. This is the first time we are starting sms chat."

LOL! SMS Chat?! u think lao niang got so much money to spare ah! each sms costs $0.05 okie! rmr, i POOR gal leh! anyway i hate chatting when i cnt hear the person voice or see the person's expression cos it get boring aft sometime!

So eventually i nv reply lor! anyway i think tat lao kao oso realise that he very stupid to think tat i am as stupid as him cos everyone noe snowball is a clever gal! =p

ps: u guys should ask sotong for her lonely uncle encounter at the bus-stop! its damn funny! ;P

poking session

tomorrow will be the chinese examination for the kids @ whitesands primary school.
so today, i went for chinese tuition^^despite feeling painful + giddy + a lack of sleep.
the kids were so naughty today, especially the 2 boys.
both of them really look like the 2 boys in the movie "I not stupid"..jerry and chengcai.
they behave like these 2 characters as well. i should get a photograph of them and post it up some time. whaaaha.

they are making me laugh all the time...but actually i am not supposed to laugh..especially when a parent is there watching.
sometimes i think to myself..kids are kids..if they are not like this, they aren't real kids.
however, there has to be a certain level of control in the class..recently, i have been holding the cane while teaching. despite so, it doesn't scare them at all..who will be scared of a teacher who looks so kind..who holds a cane but is always laughing.
i don't want kids to be scared of me at all..i wanna have fun with them, laugh with them and of course, learn with them.
(but they really get me up my nerves sometimes)
i didn't cane them, i ended up poking the 2 boys with the cane for every nonsense they uttered.
poke poke poke!!!!
but i almost hit "cheng cai" when he said "忘恩放屁" instead of "忘恩负义"..
(放屁= to break wind/to let off air/to fart)
sigh.

i am glad they are not my kids, sometimes.

i hope........my kids will be like the 2 children i met last week. sweet little darlings! the little girl who was in K2 kept on showing me her toys and telling me about herself. she was so chatty and entertaining. so lovable!

kids. angels and devils.

i am sick....again :-(

cornflakez is down with shingles.

painful.
very painful.

what are shingles?
click here to find out more.

news abt cornflakes

1) new hairstyle + loving it..I really look like 23 yrs old now!! i dont know how long i can maintain this hairstyle coz it is actually a lot of trouble..hahahhaha!!!!!!

2) gonna start work soon..a new job..opposite snowball's house.
so I am glad..I can see her more often than ever!

3) I just spent almost $ 200 seeing a doctor. Guess what? I got..sth like chicken pox..the doctor said it is the same virus..and it can be controlled by some medicine that costed a bomb :-(
It is so painful..... :~( and i have to take medicine every 3 hours...just like a baby needs to drink milk every 3 hrs~

the pain is burning, hot, urgh..save me..someone cheer me up with some chocolates.

What has the lecturers become?

Yo Yo I am having my exams now and guess what I've been doing !
he he he he watching GONG ( korean)
Wasting my time at home !! I am really bored.
What to do ?

Haiz..... dont worry I got study a little bit lar.

Irritating you knw !!!!!!!!!! I am about to vomit blood .

My lecturer She teaches cancer topic .
U know what she is a cancer to us students !
Wow she best lor can anyhow vent anger on us during our Intra course assessment. Nvm!
Her powerpoint written in Monotype Corsiva type of writtings. That I cant stand it !
Who can read ?
Maybe those in the underworld can read that kind of hand writting!

I cant even give an example here coz here dont have that kind of font.
(you want to know what i mean you can go into the Word and look for that type of font )

From Jane

My 4th

Today i am going to complain about the rude n disgusting n dumb corporate pple i had encountered in my 3 days stint as a telemarketer. However i m proud to declare that i am now an EXPEREIENCED telemarketer liao! Heh heh!

I always thought that the best job in the world is telemarketing cos u only need to use ur mouth to tok cock n bullshit which is coincidentally my forte. (But sotong told me tat i m more suited for those sex chat-line bcos of my wunderfully creative imagination. then again, wat sotong say cnt be trusted. jus read my 1st entry n u noe) But doing and assuming are of course very different just like theory n practice like that. I start to find out that Singapore has a lot of pple who r very rude n stupid. The type i hate most is the one with the act-cute voice which actually sounded very bitchy. This one happens to be the 1st annoying idiot whom i drew a pig next to her co name. She talks in a shrill and annoying voice tat goes, 'xxx is no longer with us. what do u want!! do u know its our lunch time now?!' N no, i m not exagerrating, u cld really hear the EXCLAIMATION MARKS in her conversation with me! Still i mantain my cool n asked what time is her lunch time till. In an annoyed n still bitchy voice, she goes, 'call 2pm!' n slammed the phone on me! grrrrr! i hope she broke her 10 freshly manicured fingernails while slamming the phone n choke on her fishball later! N no, i haven call her back yet. will try next week to test my patience, cos it wun b fun if there's no challenge mah!

Then there's another type who hear the word, 'fundraising' and goes, 'no no i dun wan buy anything!' n then tell u not to call back again. Or there are those with ridiculously stupid requests that made u wan laugh but u must 'ren'!! cos must respect customer mah! anyway these customers are mostly very polite and i think they are abit tired liao so their brain cnt work properly like mine sometimes n so they ask funny funny qns. Its ok, as long as they are not rude like the pig mentioned above!

Day 1 ended with alot of piggies drawn on my calling list.
Pig = dumb pple.
Flying pigs = idiotic pple who will buy frm me if pig cn fly! ie. misson impossible la!

Day 2: drawn 3 angels on my calling list cos they are so friendly n nice.

Anyway during my 3rd day i started to feel more confident n got more positive responses (& more angel on my calling list) and perhaps 2 potential clients so i think my telemarketing skill improving! yeah! Then i read about the below article from talkingcock.com and feel very afraid that clients will do tat to me!!! ARRGH!!!


HOW TO SCARE THE TELEMARKETER!!!

Tired of complete strangers calling you up and trying to sell you stuff or get you to sign up for some donno what MLM deal? Nevermind! Here are some WAYS TO SCARE A TELEMARKETER!

• Ask him to talk v-e-r-y slooooowly, because you want to write down EVERY WORD he says.

• After he finishes saying all his marketing crap, tell him he must marry you first, before you sign on. When he acts all surprised, say, What, you expect me to give my credit card details to a complete stranger, meh??

• When he introduces himself (e.g. sammy?, immediately say, wah piang eh! Sammy! Long time no see, man! How are you! Are you still living in that old place??This should stun Sammy for a while, as he scrambles to remember where he might know you from.

• If he says he's, e.g. Tan Ah Seng from ABC Pte Ltd, ask him to spell his name. Then ask him to spell the company name. Then ask him where it's located. Continue asking him personal questions or questions about the company for as long as you feel like it.

• Insist the caller is actually your friend Benny, playing a joke. Ah, Benny, dun lai dat leh! Stop playing the fool! Seriously lah, Benny, how's your mother, ah? Is she out of the hospital yet??Etc, etc.

• After he finishes his pitch, say in a very creepy voice, Thank you for calling me. I don'T have many friends?do you want to be my friend??

• If he asks, how are you??Tell him! Wah lau, siong, man! Got so many problems. My fish all died, lah, then my mother and father had this big argument until neighbours call police all, and then lagi worse, donno why, but my crotch whole day was very itchy, so I went to the clinic and then blah blah blah.. Continue till he hangs up.

• Tell him you are busy at the moment, and ask him for his HOME number so you can call him back. He'll try to give his office number, but insist on his HOME NUMBER. When he says he can't give his HOME NUMBER, ask him, you dowan some funny stranger calling you up at home and disturbing you, is it??He will agree and u'll say, Then now you know how I feel!?And then say goodbye and hang up.

Courtesy of Talkingcock.com

LOL! So cute! i just love talkingcock.com so much! =) but dun ever do that to me ar!!! i shall curse u choke ur fishball! =p

With Love,

SNOWBALL

Xu Chun Mei (许纯美) Speaking English 3

^cornflakez^

first day of work..

for my friends.

3 of my friends who live in the same house..coincidentally..started work together..on the same day @ different companies. I went over to their house after my interview yesterday to see how they are getting on, esp., their 1st day of work. 2 of them said they didn't have much to do because it was only the 1st day. However, one said that she wanted to quit when she reached home (I believe she wasn't serious about it) haha..she had a lot of things to do and she worked till 8pm (from 8:30am to 8:30pm)...She is the most well-paid among the 3..so you see..when you buy things, you pay for what you get..when u go to work, this theory is the same as well. it might even be value for money sometimes hahahhaa.

i went for an interview @ a job agency for a position in a EU company yesterday and just now, an EU bank called me to ask if I want to apply for credit card...ask if I am working..monthly income, etc.

is this coincidence or conspiracy?

^cornflakez^

wrong topic at the wrong hour

Just now I was on the phone with my friend. OK, let's call him B.
We were chatting and ... as I was telling him about something related to salaries, B asked if I have ever seen something I shouldn't see. I was very URGH coz I was telling him one thing, and he changed topic to a totally OFF topic. It was already 2am, 3am...He continued telling me what he was sensing..in this room + other experiences of his. I was kinda helpless because I didnt know what he could do to eliminate his fears at that momemt. I sugguested that he zzzzz and maybe leave the light on + some music? Well. Honestly, I wasn't scared at first but eventually my skin, pores and hair had some reactions. I started to feel a little ______ . What's more, he told me to imagine his fear..visualise.....I refused to ..
AH! STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snowball, new show on channel 8, 10:30pm MON- WED, are u going to watch?
:p

^cornflakez^

My 3rd entry! =(

In the past whereby there's no work n gtg for lessons is machiam like gtg to meet frenzs 'tok cock sing song play majong', weekdays felt no difference from weekends cos u play play everday. Nowadays, my weekends flew by very fast, like today.. =( Although my wkend machiam like no life, only wake up, daydream (a big luxury now), eat rubbish + dear ah bu's extremely huge portion of porridge n prawn mee, then shit for 1 hour (cos eat to much liao! Hheh heh!) then bath then tok to sotong, then finally now blog here bcos nv blog for so long liao (sibei boh liao hor! but u can dun read de! nobody force u! LOL =p), i really really hope tat sunday can start all over again. sigh.. I hate mondays. *sob sob* cos i am already feeling the blues. so depressing hor! =(

With Love

SNOWBALL

Amazing news : Man recites pi to 100,000 places

TOKYO - A Japanese mental health counselor recited pi to 100,000 decimal places from memory on Wednesday, setting what he claims to be a new world record.

Akira Haraguchi, 60, needed more than 16 hours to recite the number to 100,000 decimal places, breaking his personal best of 83,431 digits set in 1995, his office said Wednesday. He made the attempt at a public hall in Kisarazu, just east of Tokyo.

Pi is a physical constant defined as the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.

It is usually written out to a maximum of three decimal places, as 3.141, in math textbooks. But the number, which has fascinated scientists for centuries, has no theoretical limit to the number of decimal places it can be written to. It is a constant that appears in the proofs of many equations defining the universe.

"What I am aiming at is not just memorizing figures, I am thrilled by seeking a story in pi," Haraguchi said.

The Guinness Book of Records currently lists Hiroyuki Goto, also from Japan, as the official record holder for reciting pi from memory. He recited the ratio out to 42,195 decimal places in 1995.

Guinness never entered Haraguchi's 1995 feat in its record book. The editors of the book could not be immediately reached for comment regarding Haraguchi's latest attempt.

Haraguchi, a psychiatric counselor and business consultant in nearby Mobara city, took a break of about 5 minutes every one to two hours, going to the rest room and eating rice balls during the attempt, said Naoki Fujii, spokesman of Haraguchi's office.

Fujii said all of Haraguchi's activities during the attempt, including his bathroom breaks, were videotaped for evidence that will later be sent for verification by the Guinness Book of Records.

Two local education officials joined 29 conference hall staff who worked in rotation to monitor Haraguchi.

Haraguchi, who began reciting pi at 9 a.m. Tuesday, reached his previous record of 83,431 digits Tuesday night, finishing exactly at 100,000 digits at 1:28 a.m. Wednesday, Fujii said.

In 2002, University of Tokyo mathematicians, aided by a supercomputer, set the world record for figuring out pi to 1.24 trillion decimal places.

Source: Yahoo News Wed Oct 4, 9:00 AM ET

^cornflakez^

My 2nd Post =)

Slacking at work alittle. Share my all-time favourite poem with u guys!

HEART-BROKE

Sitting in the Toilet,

Broken-Hearted,

Couldn't Shit, =(

Only farted.

So easy n sad isnt it?! even a 4 years old can recite tat! heheh, maybe not! cnt teach them tis kinda thing ar!

With Love,

SnowbaLL

Damn good food at a damn good price

http://www.botakjones.com/

I am gonna try it out..after fasting for a week.

I was feeling very tired the whole of today..I was woken up by a friend's call this morning.
She wanted to ask me if I wanna go to the temple (to pray for jobs)........and informed me that another one of my friends have found a job. I was screaming in bed. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, snowball.. that insurance guy called me again. I am going to meet him tomorrow at GE's office to see what this is all about.
This is getting more and more..strange because he told me today that he knows that I am from HK.
Could it be..my resume was forwarded to him by someone?
I am not sure and he refused to tell me.
He said he needs to employ someone to do some training and recruitment stuffs..
(and finally revealed that he is from insurance)
Well, no harm meeting him I guess..even tho I am not interested in the job at all.
Ah Chan and ah kam and ah wai said that I should have asked him how much he is willing to pay me..before meeting him.
He said if it is peanuts, I'll be wasting my bus fare!!!!!
I was thinking to myself..even if he's gonna pay me well..will I take the job? I don't even think I am suitable for this kinda job..Maybe it depends on how much more he is gonna pay..hahaha.
I will rather do something I am interested in and have the passion for if the pay isn't too different. Thanks for sharing about the "trick" your friend's friend got into. I hope I don't have to sign anything tomorrow and I won't sign anything tomorrow. Those evil people out there!

Work today was a bit tiring because I didn't get enough sleep. Yawn.
A parent told me that her child wanted to interview me after I interviewed her. She said her child wanted to ask me "How many topical tests are there per year in the university?"
What a cute question..hahahaa..she must be stressed by all these tests.

^cornflakez^ in a bowl of milk

my 1st entry

hELLO,

tis is snowball, reporting from the comfort of my home! ms cornflakez ah, i got work today leh, cnt blog while working, wait kanna treat 'fried cuttlefish' ah! jus now my sotong frenz, melissa sms me abt the add of our new blog n halfway thru i sms her empty sms bcos i scare wait my boss see ah!!!

Anyway i m pretty disheartened. Tot got many pple read my friendster blog but only sotong n our oi frenz, hemi msg me to ask me abt the blog. =( my ego is so crushed...

Anyway heck la. Just wan share with u my exchange of sms with sotong to gif readers a picture of what to expect frm me in my future entries here.

At 10 plus in the morning when everyone was still not very awake but act like they are working very very hard and looked like they are thinking until very very stress but they r only thinking of wat to eat for lunch ltr! heh heh. Suddenly my hp vibrated very violently and my colleage n the volunteers in the office turn to look at me. Acting like i m very irritated (but actually i m very excited cos i wan c if got any very free pple wan find me go lunch! =p), i say, ' wau lau, so irritating!' and check the sms. It was sotong. =) =)

sotong sms me: Dear Miss A K, wHAt is your new blog add?

*wah i feel so happy tat finally got biz coming in! so scare nobody ask me the new blog add!*

so i reply sotong: Dear sotong, u beg me la! LOL! Jus jokin! I haven start blogging there yet! the add is crappypple@blogspot.com. My frenz, cornflakez n i share the blog. by the way i m snow ball cos i m round n fair! =)

Sotong sms me: Ha ha! u snowball? i think cnt bcos they are soft and white and gentle.. and u r none of the above. who's cornflakez? I bet she'll b updating the site more regularly than u! hee hee. maybe she update 5 time u update once. he he he

=*( so bad tis sotong!

Me: Nah, i m soft and gentle too ok! Haha, cornflakez is too clean liao. Her jokes not suitable for u de. My ones r more suited for u cos u r jus as d_rty-m_ _ded (fill in the blanks. yes i noe, its very obvious isn't it? mus gif sotong some face mah! LOL) as me.

sOTONG: hAHA! Your kind of jokes must be unsuitable for little kids! who say i understand ?! i am so clean minded! (note to sotong: i was puking n laughing as i read your sms! wat a funny n disgusting lie!) u Soft n gentle?! ya, maybe when u were a baby! =p

Me: Wai, u clean minded, then i must b angelic liao! U wan die ah, suan me, wait i write a compliation of short stories of Sotong M T then u noe!;p

Sotong: HA ha. I was young and foolish lor. And u oso quite sotong hor. Now i am quite wise (Note to sotong: When they die, Liars go to hell de!! pls dun lie anymore! nvmind i'll pray for u okie. c, i m so nice! =) u r so lucky to haf me as ur frenz rite?!!) He he. Need advice? You angelic?! But think u shld not b snowflake =p

*Wau seh, this woman really is a sotong! i told her i m snow ball, not Snowflake la! see la, still claim to b wiser! hai...*

Me: Haha! Then call wat? Fishball ar? y u so much comment ar? wan b contributor for the blog? ur sotong-ness make gd writing material! LOL

sOTONG: Haha. oK, U can b fish ball. contribute to ur blog? i shall write on social issues if i do so. haha but i shall visit.

aS i was planning to reply sotong, boss call out to me. so kan cheong tat i send sotong an empty sms. cnt gif my boss bad impression cos i m takin part in the 'good employee award' this year! the winner gets 1000 dollars worth of Jean Yip slimming voucher which i need badly! haha, dun tell me u guys believe all these crap! anyway i discover tat she was just asking me if i wan go lunch, but since i am a 'good' employee, i wun waste time so i say no thx n then went on to send sotong my last sms.

Me: AH! tOO scare bein caught sending sms during work tat i accidentally send u empty sms. LOL! okok, dun play wif u liao, must work! Tk care! =)

Stupid sotong send me: haha tok to u again miss koh!

wah lau, y so formal n polite huh ms tan?! so not like u! =p



With Love,

snowball

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cornflakez

Women 17 Times More Likely To Die From Chocolate Overdose
Brown Death
Cole Slaugh
04/15/2003 A recent study, conducted by the University of California at Berkeley School of Behavioral Science, compared chocolate intake and it's potentially deadly effects on men and women.

The first subject group included locking 20 hung over male fraternity freshmen in a room with an unlimited supply of Hershey's bars. Another group consisted of 20 women taken from a local "Weight Watchers" class and locked in room with the same conditions.

Since the frat boys ended up vomiting more often (a condition that's not normally associated with chocolate intake), they consumed far fewer candy bars than their feastingly fat female counterparts.

The women, on the other hand, actually ate so much chocolate that 17 of the 20 went into sugar shock and later died. Before keeling over, they demanded Chinese food, screamed at the cameras, cried about how ugly they were, and insisted on their right to use a bathroom. Conversely, the men just quietly passed out and urinated on themselves.

"This without a doubt, proves that chocolate is 17 times more addictive and likely to cause death to women," stated chief researcher Brad Knittling. "Although, we've had a lot of complaints from women's groups that the study was biased and unfair because the women ate all of the Hershey's bars we had, and we had to substitute it with baker's chocolate. But that's to be expected from the Feminine leadership. They've always had that 'penis complex' thing gnawing at their inner groin. Besides, we only locked them in there for 24 hours. For God's sake, show some self control people."

The study, which cost US taxpayers $56 million in chocolate, mortuary fees and out of court settlements, is currently being reviewed by the university, the NIH and Amnesty International.

uspressnews.com

HUH???!


cornflakez

craving..

I wanna drink a lot of cold..icy cold..freezing..jasmine tea with honey ..
or .. chrysanthemum tea !!!!!!!!!
I wanna munch on frozen strawberries!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^cornflakez^

Nice Crap

Hi All ,
Wow nice Blog !! I like it! Good Idea! Okie got to go !

almost caught!

Today I forgot to bring my EZ link card..and didn't have enough money to take MRT. So I took a bus home and paid cash $0.90 only. A bus conductor got onto the bus a stop b4 I alighted!! Luckily I was about to get down...or else it will be so horrible!! He might shame me in front of everyone!!!
My heart was beating profusely when I saw the man in white!!

Anyway, the Daiso in Plaza Singapura has opened :) I went there tonight and got some oishii (tasty) things :p hahaha..!! Daiso..always $2. Cool~

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