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Monday, October 02, 2006

my 1st entry

hELLO,

tis is snowball, reporting from the comfort of my home! ms cornflakez ah, i got work today leh, cnt blog while working, wait kanna treat 'fried cuttlefish' ah! jus now my sotong frenz, melissa sms me abt the add of our new blog n halfway thru i sms her empty sms bcos i scare wait my boss see ah!!!

Anyway i m pretty disheartened. Tot got many pple read my friendster blog but only sotong n our oi frenz, hemi msg me to ask me abt the blog. =( my ego is so crushed...

Anyway heck la. Just wan share with u my exchange of sms with sotong to gif readers a picture of what to expect frm me in my future entries here.

At 10 plus in the morning when everyone was still not very awake but act like they are working very very hard and looked like they are thinking until very very stress but they r only thinking of wat to eat for lunch ltr! heh heh. Suddenly my hp vibrated very violently and my colleage n the volunteers in the office turn to look at me. Acting like i m very irritated (but actually i m very excited cos i wan c if got any very free pple wan find me go lunch! =p), i say, ' wau lau, so irritating!' and check the sms. It was sotong. =) =)

sotong sms me: Dear Miss A K, wHAt is your new blog add?

*wah i feel so happy tat finally got biz coming in! so scare nobody ask me the new blog add!*

so i reply sotong: Dear sotong, u beg me la! LOL! Jus jokin! I haven start blogging there yet! the add is crappypple@blogspot.com. My frenz, cornflakez n i share the blog. by the way i m snow ball cos i m round n fair! =)

Sotong sms me: Ha ha! u snowball? i think cnt bcos they are soft and white and gentle.. and u r none of the above. who's cornflakez? I bet she'll b updating the site more regularly than u! hee hee. maybe she update 5 time u update once. he he he

=*( so bad tis sotong!

Me: Nah, i m soft and gentle too ok! Haha, cornflakez is too clean liao. Her jokes not suitable for u de. My ones r more suited for u cos u r jus as d_rty-m_ _ded (fill in the blanks. yes i noe, its very obvious isn't it? mus gif sotong some face mah! LOL) as me.

sOTONG: hAHA! Your kind of jokes must be unsuitable for little kids! who say i understand ?! i am so clean minded! (note to sotong: i was puking n laughing as i read your sms! wat a funny n disgusting lie!) u Soft n gentle?! ya, maybe when u were a baby! =p

Me: Wai, u clean minded, then i must b angelic liao! U wan die ah, suan me, wait i write a compliation of short stories of Sotong M T then u noe!;p

Sotong: HA ha. I was young and foolish lor. And u oso quite sotong hor. Now i am quite wise (Note to sotong: When they die, Liars go to hell de!! pls dun lie anymore! nvmind i'll pray for u okie. c, i m so nice! =) u r so lucky to haf me as ur frenz rite?!!) He he. Need advice? You angelic?! But think u shld not b snowflake =p

*Wau seh, this woman really is a sotong! i told her i m snow ball, not Snowflake la! see la, still claim to b wiser! hai...*

Me: Haha! Then call wat? Fishball ar? y u so much comment ar? wan b contributor for the blog? ur sotong-ness make gd writing material! LOL

sOTONG: Haha. oK, U can b fish ball. contribute to ur blog? i shall write on social issues if i do so. haha but i shall visit.

aS i was planning to reply sotong, boss call out to me. so kan cheong tat i send sotong an empty sms. cnt gif my boss bad impression cos i m takin part in the 'good employee award' this year! the winner gets 1000 dollars worth of Jean Yip slimming voucher which i need badly! haha, dun tell me u guys believe all these crap! anyway i discover tat she was just asking me if i wan go lunch, but since i am a 'good' employee, i wun waste time so i say no thx n then went on to send sotong my last sms.

Me: AH! tOO scare bein caught sending sms during work tat i accidentally send u empty sms. LOL! okok, dun play wif u liao, must work! Tk care! =)

Stupid sotong send me: haha tok to u again miss koh!

wah lau, y so formal n polite huh ms tan?! so not like u! =p



With Love,

snowball





3 comments:

crappers said...

pls call 1800-CRAPPING..a crappy hotline

crappers said...

who is sotong..i know her?

crappers said...

OOoohhh melissa..
hhahahahaa..
hmm but havent met her b4