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2007-07-19T18:12:00.001+08:00

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2007-07-19T18:02:00.000+08:00

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those who have this blogspot ID and password can now also write at http://crappypple.wordpress.com/. Just to let you all know, there is also a function on password where you can chose to let who read the article. Welcome all to explore wordpress. Or can continue writting here also. Enjoy reading all !

Love NeoNeo

bye bye

2007-07-12T12:15:00.000+08:00

dear all,

i am starting a new blog! =)

Love,

sn0wball

It's Friday !

2007-06-29T07:32:00.000+08:00

ANd 3 more Days to WORK !

hello

2007-06-28T15:41:00.000+08:00

yea, i m back, once again 'connected' to the (cyber) world.. went to read up a few blogs that i frequent and check on friendster to see if there are any marriage proposals from strangers!! LOL, joking joking! anyway, life's good thesedays. tis wk is to b quite packed with outings, which were good and lousy at the same time. the 'goods' are the catching up with kakis and the foods. the 'lousy' are the fats frm the gd food plus one predicted lousy outing with some pple i dun like. then again, life's like tat.

mon-wed was gd. monday i went for exercise and realise how much i missed the physiotheraphists and the fellow uncles and aunties there. =) On tuesday, i had a long talk with a cousin who is very dear to me and it felt very comfortable cos we haven't been able to tok like tat since a long time ago. =) Wednesday, i went shopping with neoneo and its felt pretty nice to haf only the 2 of us - tat is until one of her 'suitors' (read prev post by neoneo!) appeared out of the blues. LOL! then again, its was fun la! today, sn0wball gtg out for dinner with dear niece, rui en and her family. damn! gd food again! and i was planning to slim down to wear a particular blouse for dear ranjanne's wedding next sat... =(

Nah, heck la! anyway, is planning to meet the SIM gals tmr for good food tmr and also very dear jocelin's sort of a farewell party on sunday. f00d f00d f00d! hai.. nvm, aft all these catching up with friends and family, sn0wball tot aft tis wk, yea, can slim down.

BUT THEN!! tis morning, lousy frenz, mr retard rog sms snowball asking if ur truly wants to go for jap buffet. although snowball's brain is saying, 'no, no, no, next wk is de-tox wk!' and is actually considering and din reply still-in-the-forest-camping-bcos-he's-doing-his-reservist-now roger, snowball just happily agreed to meet for the jap buffet the following sunday when neoneo called! drats! now neoneo n rog are offically saved as 'LOUSY FRENZS' in snowball's hp caller group! hrmp!!!

anyway, sn0wball is quite sad thesedays bcos of what happened to dear cousin who pamper snowball alot.. and also very dear friend, jocelin who is leaving for aussieland soon and won't b back for 1 year. actually snowball is damn scare that jocelin will be like biwee who aft gtg aussieland for further study decide tat wah! i love koalas bears and kangeroos so much that she decided to find work there and stay there for good.. =( although jocelin and snowball are not always contacting each other and only meet up once in a while, jocelin happens to belong to the category of friends whom snowball will only feel safe if she knows that this friend is somewhere near her (ps: my definition of near means being in spore). Snowball is comforted when she knows that such frenz are easily available esp when sn0wball haf any irritating and stupid problem and need a super blunt (but must b one who she trust is really doing things for snowball's best interests hor!) and fierce frenz to scold her and wake up her senses. although in the process, we wld quarrel and argue and even worse call each other names (but tat was in our sec school days ok!), but eventually we wld still b kaki kaki bcos we know deep down that we really care.. ewww.. kinda mushy but all these are from the bottom of my heart...

actually i still got many many things to write but now gotta go bath cos cnt be late when meeting the 'family terrorist number 2' aka dear 3 years old niece, ms wong rui en! =D

with lots of love,

sn0wball

True Friend Test

2007-06-24T14:44:00.000+08:00

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My BIG BIG BIG PAO!

2007-06-20T23:04:00.000+08:00

I went to AMK Hub with mommy. Mom bought this big PAO! for me to eat ! See so big! I am hungry so no time to wait to take photo and had peel off some of the skin to eat le. Seee the Pao is sooo big ! I LOVE BIG PAO!

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2007-06-15T16:11:00.001+08:00

Guest Book!

2007-06-11T17:31:00.000+08:00

Hi Pple ! I've Added Guest Book! It's fun and nice to know who you are! Pls do sign my guest book for We, the Master Crappers ! Love You all !

Check out my Guestbook!

2007-06-11T17:20:00.001+08:00

See what I did ! Ha Ha Ha

2007-06-11T16:53:00.000+08:00

Thanks Charlie and Joni for the Weddng Gift so Cute !

2007-06-11T13:39:00.000+08:00

My orchids Taken with my New camera !

2007-06-08T22:23:00.001+08:00

WOW so clear ! Orchids! Orchids! I love Orchids!

last pAper

2007-06-03T20:37:00.000+08:00

Dear all,

n Hi neo neo (when did u have such a cute name?!LOL!)

i nv blog bcos i got no internet at hme la!now dunno which kind soul haf free wireless in my area so i use lor!

anyway, 'freedom is near!'wahaha!-tmr is my last paper! snowball is so sick of studying that now no mood to study. brain is empty. dunno how to go in n take exam tmr..but hack la,tmr is the last day of exam in snowball's life.from now onwards,no exams no exams no exams!!yAy!i think i will treat the invigilator better tis time.

On snowball's 1st which also happen to b the previous paper, snowball was in 'PMS' mode bcos of the severe lack of slp.snowball cn dun eat,snowball cn dun tok,snowball cn dun sing song BUT man,snowball cnnot dun slp.but bcos of exam,snowball cannot slp bcos when snowball slp,its like pressing the clt + alt + del buttons on the computer,and she'll wake up with nothing in her brains except for dirty jokes n crap..its scary.i think i shld seek medical help for tis..ms neo neo,is there any medical term for my illness?hai..

anyway,snowball deeply regretted humilating nice n kind-looking invigilator when he was sweet enuff to offer snowball a suggestion to supposingly ease her problem which was though retardedly stupid n doesn't even solve any problem but was with good intention.Snowball think she will b nice to him if she see him again tmr cos snowball believes in karma. =)

Oh ya the thing abt karma. Snowball wan share something abt karma with everyone. One day when snowball went for physio at the rehab centre, snowball met a bus uncle who tok to snowball abt karma. uncle say that we shld respect all lives,even ants' lives. Then uncle oso tok to snowball abt Hell. Aft tokking to uncle, snowball feel very scared she will go to Hell bcos snowball is a digusting psycho-ant-killer who kill any helpless little ant she see cos she got phobia that they'll bite her backside! So aft our tok, snowball vow to not kill ants. Its has been 2 mths now since snowball last murdered an ant n funnily,snowball haven't been bitten by any ants since then. So maybe there is some truth in what uncle say.. hmm..

ok la, me gotta go now.now must study n then find gd job n then find good (n rich) man n then buy big hse n then haf gd kiddies n then die a gd woman n then go Heaven. its all abt karma! haha! yea, i noe i m crazy but then again, i was never sane....

with Lots of Love,

sn0wbaLL =D

PS: Dear suku if u r reading tis,pls note that snowball misses u alot but pls dun ask snowball to try ur cooking by claiming that u got alot of practice n experience in aussieland.u noe snowball's body is not like ur.ur body is already 'zhong du tai sheng le', need to 'yi du gong du' to curb the poison so pls hor!pls!!snowball just found freedom,dun wan die so early plus my ah bu n lao peh still have not reap any 'returns' in their 25 years investment in raising ur truly ok!LOL! =p *hugs* do take care okie! =D

That idiot YX GUY

2007-05-19T01:41:00.001+08:00

What has the world come to?

I will agree that U are smart in studies but U lack of humanity.

A human being have compassion and respect for other people.

U lack of all human traits. U BASTArd.

U don't have Motorcycle's License and still insisted to ride and ended up in an accident.

U really know how to give a gal unforgettable memories for her holiday trip. If you don't appreiciate her and don't love her please at least don't hurt her.

No MR. YX Bas... being a smart alex ass you are , you have to be the number one extraordinary and involve my friend in a motorcycle accident in the middle of a heavy traffic road in overseas.

Lucky she's alright. MR. YX BAS...I guess U should have passed away in overseas. At least turn idiot after the hit on the head. Who would have guess U came back also physically safe but maybe not sound anymore in UR LIMited brain space.

If not,I will hunt u every time I see u. If possible I will give u a tight slap and maybe cause u bodily harm . You will end up impotent I guess if worse come to worse.

You cause her to be hurt physically and emotionally. She lost so many blood at the accident due to Ur recklessness. She was lucky to come back to SG save and sound with bruises and abrasions after hospialisation.

Count yourself Lucky that u still alive standing. I feel sorry for the parents who have this kind of Only Son . I am DISSAPOINTED IN MR. YX BAS. Maybe we should let NUS ,NTU and SNB know about this accident and let them know what kind of person MR. YX is. Then they won't taking him in . He don't deserve it. He don't deserve my friend's love for him.

Fall Prevention Project ! Yeah We got A's!

2007-05-19T01:28:00.000+08:00

Which is better ? Blogspot or Wordpress?

2007-05-19T01:27:00.001+08:00

Which one is better? Blogspot or Wordpress?

I have notice that pple are transferring from blogspot to word press and vice versa.

As a Blogspot user I've noticed that Blogspot often got problems.

Wordpress? I am not sure as I've just started to use it. I dislike most is Spaces and friendster Blogs! Hmmm so many blogs!

What to do? I've just noticed I've got so many blog and most of the time I'm only using one!

Haiz.... A space is mean for me to keep records of the books I've read.

Friendster for me to keep my friends records. Blogs for me to write and vent my frustrations like a diary.

I guess I've yet to know and settle down coz too many things to tidy up including my study table.

So messy! My thoughts are in a messy now!

Whatever came to my mind I've type it in here. Hence this is also a messy post!

PS: How do I add pic esp from Glitter Graphics which is in HTML Code to my Posts?

It's a Freelance Blog for pple to write and comment !

2007-05-19T01:18:00.001+08:00

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Dougnut Factory! 3 Hours Q!

2007-05-19T01:14:00.001+08:00

http://www.donutfactory.com.sg/

Ms PiggyNeo's Box of 12 Dougnuts

We went to

Raffles
City to queue for donuts at Donut Factory. We queued for 3 whole hours in order to buy the donuts. It’s a ONCE a life time thing to queue for Donuts for 3 hours. It’s a new experience for all of us! The queue was divided into 3 parts.

1st 30 minutes waiting area near the bookstore

While waiting, Jas irritate Ms Piggyneo coz she too bored she decided to call Pik to offer to buy some for her. She also called Shin to come out to watch the movies “28 weeks later” and to join us to buy donuts.

2nd 30 minutes

Jas bought Chippy's British fish & chips and fried marsies because she’s hungry. We had been queuing so long hence hunger and thirst came easily to mind. We got nothing to do hence EAT to past the time.

After eating the food, we moved to the Second Part of the queue outside the Spectacles shop.

Jas went to the front to look at the Q and when she came back,

She said loudly: “Hey Neo the ppl in front said they have been queuing for 2 hours and still waiting so long!”

After hearing what Jas had said, that the 2 ladies queuing in front of us decide to give up and left for new pastures.

Surprisingly Jas discovered that it’s a new way to shorten the queue. See she’s so evil!

(But still, I personally think without her my life would be still so boring! She’s irritating but she is a very fun friend to have and often brighten up my static and monotonous life. We can vomit blood because of her most of the time also.)

After chit chatting and gossiping about all the people we knew, I’ve decide to take a walk to buy drinks. The queue is still long.

3rd 30 minutes waiting at the entrance of spectacles shop

Oh my goodness!

There was an American man cutting queue.The people in front of us saw that and went to inform him the correct queue was way behind.

He was so embarrassed and when he went to the back of the queue. He said in his American accent that he thought all of us were queuing for the Spectacles!

By this time Shin arrived and joins us laughing hilariously. I mean who wants so many spectacles for what? We want the DOUNUTS!

Finally! After so many minutes, we had devise ways to cut short the queue.

Say loudly that you have been queuing for 3 hours still no donuts.

Bring a hard covered book to read and wait. If got pple cut queue use the book to hit the cut Q guy!

Dance to the music at “THE CD SHOP” then pple around u would be too embarrassed to Q around u.

Just say the TRUTH! The donuts taste terrible! And no one will patronise the shop anymore.

Bring your laptop with you and use it to past the time. But must have wireless login.

Set up a new company name as the Express Queuing Donut. We decide to Q and sell the donuts at double the price.

So Far only these few Ideas!

I bought 12 donuts. Shin and Jas each bought 6 donuts.

After tasting the donuts, tell the truth not very tasty.

Only the chocolate flavour ones are the tasty ones.

Others all taste yucky!!

Shin siting outside the Starbucks after buying 3hours of donuts.

My Mom scold me say waste of time . They dont appreciate me ! They dont appreciate me standing 3 hours to wait for donuts. After Eating the donuts, we realise it's actually not so tasty at all.

Raining So Can't go ECP!

2007-05-19T01:12:00.001+08:00

It's raining ! We can't go East Coast Park to cycle and enjoy the food. I've already left home and was half way there . But Suddenly It Rain ! Hence I've to take the opposite bus home. So sad ! Wasted my bus Fare! Go home play Maple bah !

Simin MOVED to WORDPRESS!

2007-05-13T15:11:00.000+08:00

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I've moved to this new blog !! I'm trying out !!
See how lor !
SEE SEE take a look okie !

Dating @ Plaza Singapura!

2007-05-12T02:48:00.000+08:00

See I'm so Cute!

See I look so retro ! I look like 60s You go girl ! Ah go go !

William eating at Long John Sliver !

William drinking up all the 7up!

Food ! Yummy!

See I so Cute ! Even William also agree with me !

BOred!!

2007-05-08T13:10:00.000+08:00

I am so bored ! I dont really know .....How I am going to survive the 2 months Holidays!
Oh man ! I feel like going back to the Ward at XXH and work for free ! OR volunteer my services ! Holidays not sure what to do ! I am very bored! These days everything is not going smoothly ! Why am I feeling this ? Watching my DVDs. I cry with the Characters ! I laugh at them too ! What is this ! Mood swings ? Shesssh !

Party was a SUCCESS on PRCP Day !

2007-05-07T16:01:00.000+08:00

PRCP ! That day was really fun and alot of farewells.

There was excitement coz awaiting results.

There was sadness coz of results.

There were laughter and joyfulness !

Coz most of them Passed

All emotions were jumble up.

Over all everyone was Happy!

The food was nice and there was plenty to go around with drinks.

Especially thankful to the Organiser and the ones who helped her!

PS. I'll bet the budget was over and she had to fork out more money to pay for the things.

There's a devil in everyone's heart!

2007-05-07T14:18:00.000+08:00

In everyone's heart there is always a devil.
Once you let the devil take over your heart !
It's hard to cage back the devil.
Mistakes made and wrongs done to others.
Just to let you knw,in the heart there was not even once where I was able to find peace.

Quoted from the Korean Show 19 yrs old sister-in-law.

OMG the story was so touching! Have to see ! Must see! It's a funny and sad show !
Ending was satisfactory! So cute and lovable .
Esp the guys in the show !
Oh my all muscles and so many scenes mostly done without the top !
Ha Ha even when they wear coats and shirts !
The guys still look so smart and handsome.
OMG the muscles and the face!
I didnt knw KOrean guys were so cute and lovable.

PRCP finally Over !

2007-05-06T10:04:00.000+08:00

PRCP finally over ! Now I have to wait for the Graduation day in July. I will miss all of my friends in nursing !

Guys when I got my own house after my marriage I'll invite you all every other week to come over and chit chat and try out my cookings !

Miss you all !

MUST COME LIST

Shumin
Roger
Shin yee
Jasmine
Pik Pik
LPN
Qinglei
Devi
ETC ETC ETC

those mention above by hook or by CROOK must be available when Ms Piggy invite them !

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Me starting work in July. I still dont knw where I will be going to. I hope to work with nice pple and most impt I can see my friends at CGH also.

MOMMY It's all Over !

2007-05-04T23:21:00.000+08:00

Today ,
My mom left home early for work. She happily left for work after breakfast. During evening time , my phone rang. Then i recieved sms from my 4th Auntie saying my mom got no house Keys and was left standing outside of the house. I called everyone and no one was able to come home to let my Mom into the house. I am at work , my bro at NS Camp and sister at work at outram and Dad at work at Sembawang. End up my sister took MRT home in order to open house door for my Mom! Bravo !! Hip Hip Horray ! My sister manage to take some hours off early to come home to rescuse my MOM.
Poor mom. Standing outside the house almost for One and half hours.

when suku goes away.. =(

2007-05-04T15:47:00.000+08:00

2day is friday, 11 days since my suku frenz left for her long holiday in aussie land.

snowball kinda sad.. cos too used to having the suku ard to:

1) laugh at snowball's colder than very cold jokes.. n0w, snowball tell jokes and she's the only one laughing.. =*(

2) find car and bring sn0wball to changi beach to eat supper..

3) then aft supper, bring snowball to c ah guas and then laugh laugh laugh until snowball very scared ah gua-s will beat us up.

4) tell snowball abt her everyday happening.

5) tell pple snowball's jokes in her own version which bcum very exaggerated and no longer snowball's jokes. hahaha!

6) walk in front of snowball and frenzs and relates jokes to herself n then laugh laugh laugh.. to herself! lol!

so u all can see right, this suku abit siao siao but very cute. hai.. hope this suku come back soon and as expected, b4 holiday, she's skinny n dark like monkey, come back liao bcum fat n fair like pig! wahhahaa! do take care ya suku! =D

with lots of love,

sn0wball

Pizza ! To PAY or Not to Pay !

2007-05-03T23:01:00.000+08:00

Well ,

Today is the second last day and so many rubbish came from the students.(WE ALL.)
I very good ...de NO reason for me to get scolding

BUT me .........
poor me had to stand there and listen to SISTER NAG NAG about rubbish!.
Or should I say stupid mistakes by SO many WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO.

ITE students caught giving medications dispense by student nurse- WRONG

Somemore who could ever believe that by having a farewell party from students cost about $65 bucks?
I never heard of having that! Each of us have to fork out $5. Total is $65.

Moreover, organiser also never ask the opinions of the rest whether they want to have the party or not. STUPID MINE MINE who is very very poor and working part time to earn her expenses had to pay also.

Organsier attitude problem ! I mean if I am going to pay for something , I should know what I am paying for and what the money is going to be use for. I have my RIghts too!

That Organsier just say last minute order PIzza and say for the Staff nurses. And left without explaining thingys.

She just said " If u want to pay, pay .If not I pay myself."

I mean if you are rich you can pay. For the rest of the pple How? She is so inconsiderate and YAYA PAPAYA.

We have to grab Yun to sit and stay back to explain what the money collected is for. Then we realised that they even want to buy chocolates for the ITE students.

See the Organiser is so ambitious. She wants to also buy presents for the ward. I mean this is not a grand party. It s a small scale farewell party !

Somemore I dont think that the Ward worth 65 bucks. We help them so much . Why aren't the nurses giving us the treat instead us paying for them to enjoy?

I am not stingy ! I only know that money is hard earn . I want to pay for something which is worth every cent of it even when I am enjoying I know how much I am paying for it !

Why should I pay for something which I am not going to enjoy and somemore it's for the enjoyment of others !

Those pple dont even appreciate us at all. Damm stupid Organiser. This is like showing off to others.

My New DVDs !

2007-05-03T07:05:00.000+08:00

I went shopping with Felicia and we decided to buy these 2 Dvds coz cheap !

haha! Quality wise not sure yet see le then tell you all !

R21 (not for the underaged..)

2007-05-02T23:27:00.000+08:00

Poor flakez is sick - down with sore throat and body ache but still gotta work. poor gal! maybe its bcos the virus too strong and hence temporary 'damage' her brain. tis lead to our RA sms-es exchange. pls immediately change page if u r below 21. thks.

Anyway on tuesday afternoon, me aka snowball was happily doing her 'big biz' for the 3rd time already. y happy leh? well, snowball felt that God had answered sn0wball's prayer - to be slimmer -! anyway snowball cannot say this diarrea is not entirely snowball's fault. instead if snowball want find some1 to blame, the person is snowball's ah bu. bcos on mon nite, snowball, the very hardworking gal studied till 7am then!! the bu woke snowball at 10am n kpkb that snowball must wake up to eat the new noodles which her frenz specially bring frm msia.. -_- *#@%**#$%^*! no choice, gotta wake up.. aft the stupid bowl of noodles, snowball tot, 'hai, if go back and slp now dun noe slp until wat time so eventually snowball drink some coffee and try to go study econs.

for those who study econs b4, u guys will understand that econs is one of the most 'interesting' subject in the entire world, (no, not world, shld b universe cos i bet aliens hated it too!). it's esp 'interesting' to sum1 who only haf 3 hrs slp! grr! so when snowball looked at the graphs, they all looked like the 'rebond version of the curly noodles' snowball just had.. yes.. the cursed noodles that cause snowball to b dragged out of her dreamland when daniel wu was just asking her to marry him..

however for those pple who know snowball well: u all noe i am a determined and hardworking gal right?! so not giving up, snowball decides that since coffee dun work, maybe red bull can! =) aft drinking red bull, snowball can indeed, concentrate better but snowball scared that consuming all these heaty drink will make me sick so snowball went to drink another glass of herbal tea.

abt 30 mins later, snowball started to get a tummy ache and this went on until by the 5th time, snowball is pretty convinced that she had lost 1 kg, at least.. in fact, the amazing thing is that snowball never knew that there's cn b so much shit in her. anyway, aft the 5th time, though very tired but kinda happy at the same time, snowball went to weigh herself on the scales and guess what.. fcuk! i gained 0.5 kg! *roar roar roar*

oh ya until now i still haven tok abt the sms exchange with dear flakez. tis part is the R21 part ok! excited?! ok here goes:

while in the toilet, flakez sms snowball:

flakez (F): go where ah? this sunday i m not going little india for tution blah blah blah... blah... gtg pasir ris instead.

snowball (SB): dunno go where yet..

F: go Spa

SB: Haha, abit inconvenient for me wor..

F: Just lie flat and let pple touch.. anyway was joking la. haha, go eat. eating is my only entertainment.

+snowball thinking tat LOL! just lie down n let pple touch! and then snowball's thoughts start running wild and tot of playing along with poor flakez! +

SB:HAHA!but now i wan go spA cos i wan lie down n let handsome massager touch 2 relieve stress!any recommendation?! jkin jkin!!

+ya, i si-bei er xin but u r still reading right?! =p+

F: It don't like u r joking. i will go ask ard.. maybe roger wants to earn some extra money from u

+LOL n then puke! come on, its will b like lesbianism cos i haf always treat ah r0g as my jie mei ok!+

SB:HAHA! tat 1 ar, 4get it! i rather find bangala lor! wahaha!

F: U r disgusting!

+Now sB suddenly got the mood to crap cos too bored in toilet! =D+

SB: WAHAHA! i like bangala-s! tall, dark n HORNY!LOL! wAU LAu i venture into tis type of topic again. econs driving me mad! sad ~

F: Haha. really abit screw loose. i think u r watching porn, not studying econs.

SB:nAh i m really studyin.. in the toilet c0s i kanna diarrea aft drinking coffee,red bull n herbal tea (in sequential order)..

F: What.. i think u r going to pass ur internal organs out.

SB: But i dun wan to pass my internal organs out.. i wan pass my exam..

The End

ps: i thought i haf hit the jackpot by getting a new recipe for 'slimming tea' (ie. mix coffee, red bull and herbal tea together) but damn it shld b for constipation sia! grr!

with a lot of shitty feelings,

snowball

Sports Connection -My new Bag !

2007-05-02T19:08:00.000+08:00

This is my new Bag ! Cost $37 dollars ! I went shopping at Tampines mall yesterday with Felicia (my sis). She says my bag ugly! But I like it . Actually, I wanted to buy the yellow colored one but she insist I buy the red one. She prefer the red than yellow coz she says I look weird with a Yellow Bag !

I love shopping with my sister ! Glad she got time for me !

Ha Ha coz I am the "bad one" always no time for her !

PageOne at VIVO

2007-05-02T19:00:00.000+08:00

I was at VIVO that day!
Do I look demure?
I look so cute and knowledgeable!
I love to be surrounded by Romance Novels !!

My beach Chair !

2007-05-02T18:52:00.000+08:00

This is a green Chair !
It's meant be to kept in the store room.
But I was bored and thinking of going camping so I went to Will's storeroom to dig.
See what treasure I had got out of his store room. SHHHHH!!!! Dont tell anyone !!!
He got a Microwave and a big vase about 1.5 metre tall too.
Cool ! Dont you think so ?
He He next time I do house visits ,
First thing to do is to check the storeroom liao !

Discrimination or Is it their RIGHT to Chose?

2007-04-28T12:50:00.000+08:00

My Friend weights about 90kg and height is 155cm. She applied for a nursing job at XX Hospital.

She got interviewed by the ADN= Assisting Director of Nursing (Matron).

ADA asked:"
You are quite a big size gal.
You know ...when in Emergency where patient collapse, you have to perform CPR.
How are you going to do squeeze in and help resuscitation since you will definitely take up a lot of space due to your size?"

Friend replied: "I've lost quite a lot of weight since then.”

Ms Piggyneo feels that XX Hospital needs to go for Communication Skill for interviewing. If XXH wants to compete with local and overseas, XXH needs a lot of REVAMPING to do.

Competency and Fat does not link at all.
And working is all about competency.

How a Hospital can choose their staff according to weights?

NO WONDER those nurses that were bonded at XXH
• are from China
• are Slim
• look pretty

PS. I must declare that I have nothing against China. I like China.

Thinking about it
Are those China nurses meant only for looking good?

Through my own observations I had at XXH and NYP.

Do you know about the atrocious things they did in hospital ward?
Oh my GOD!
Compromising Patient's Safety
Teaching the wrong things to Students
Documentation Error
RUDE
Medications Idiots
Heck care Attitude
No Aseptic Technique

The List of mistakes goes on and on and on……………….

On another Hand

Being a health care worker
We must be also healthy in order to take care of the sick.
We are the ones to set examples for others to have a healthy lifestyle.
We need to educate the people about health.

Can you imagine?
A FAT nurse talking to you about exercising?
A smoker nurse talking about quitting smoking?

My friend is so upset and disappointed…………
She scare she no job and will be rejected because of her weight .

Ms Piggyneo can only console her and ask her to go for interview with other hospitals.

I am going to sign on wth CGH !

2007-04-25T19:00:00.000+08:00

Hi all ,
Good news ! I am going to sign on at CGH ! I am going to be a staff nurse there le ! BUT I dont really know what I want to specialise in .
I dont really know.
I like general ward settings.
I like to interact with pple.
I must admit I am not a very good communicator.
Still, I want to learn to communicate.
I do not like to go KK because ..........children and women = *BIG HEADACHE*
I dont like A and E because I dont like to handle immediate case
Because I am a "TYPE A"personality = Very "GAN CHIONG" person.
I am afraid I would develope High blood pressure and some more A&E alot of CPR!!
I hate CPR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hence I would like to go wards but specialise in .... medical ? surgical? orthopedics? operating theater? clinical?
Hmm.......... Thinking ! Thinking !

microecons lecture ruined by lousy microecon lecturer with a lousy micro-phone! =(

2007-04-23T17:16:00.000+08:00

went for microecons lesson by the london lecturer on sat n sun.. wah, my lecturer speaks like jay chou sia.. he mumble mumble mumble, n hence i c my class pple leave leave leave.

Day 1: b4 lunch, there were abt 100 plus pple..
aft lunch, ard 60 stayed, (snowball included! =))
aft tea break ard 50 remaining...
at the end, ard 40 remains. (snowball still inside wor! but no tips given.. =( )

Day 2: b4 lunch, there were ard 50 pple
aft lunch, ard 40..
aft break ard 30.. (snowball the idiot is still inside.. )

why snowball is an idiot leh? bcos snowball n dear (and very sweet and nice frenz, Eunice) tot that the lecturer will keep the good stuffs ie. exam tips at the end, but hor!! he mutter mutter mutter and we dig dig dig our ears but no! no tips at all! wau lau! wasted leh! i wish sim will invest in better microphone wor! grr!

the only good thing that came out eventually was that snowball met an ex-classmate from her sec skool! bcos the pple from my sec skool nv change at all, ie. their pattern and look nv change. thin one still thin, fat ones (who huh?! who??) bcome fatter. i can recognise that fellow slacker whom i know about 13 years ago even though his back is facing me. Haha! he's pretty impressed by that!

we had lunch together and bcos there were no empty tables, we gotta share table with a gal who was very diligently doing her revision. Then the stupid frenz got excited while tokking abt gals and kept banging the table! i so-wanted to kill him bcos i cld feel the gal getting more and more irritated with us. plus bcos this frenz is oso snowball's fellow dirty-tok-kaki, he is quite open with snowball. snowball very scared to see fellow sim-kakis who tot that snowball is an angel who's mind is pure and white.. so scared that snowball vow never to tok to fellow slacker-cum-dirty-tok-kakis in SIM. so fellow slacker-cum-tok-dirty-kaki, pls act like u dun noe snowball when u c me ok or i won't teach u econs ok! its ur loss hor cos ur truly took intro to econs 3 times (the max # of time) n pass with flying colors wor! LOL!

haha-s,
sn0wbaLL

imaginery conversation with God

2007-04-20T15:15:00.000+08:00

sn0wball imaginery conversation with God

*i told u guys i am stressed le.. pls put up with the crappiness ya..)

Dear God,

You are the best in the world so i know you won't reject me.( rule # 1 when asking for help: san ka the person abit. =) ) snowball has a little request. In fact, snowball offer you a variety of ways (rule # 2: give pple many options to choose so that if tis cannot, still got other choices) to help her. can You:

1) make sn0wball more intelligent..

GOD: No.

SB: cAnnot?....

2)ok, just more intelligent for 2 days, 21 may and 4 june?

GOD: Nope.

SB: oso cAnnot?....

3)then can give me exam tips?

GOD: No.

SB: still cAnnot?....

4)hai.. okok, then can make exam questions easier?

GOD: Exams are always Easy if u study.

SB: huh?.. what do You mean by they are always easy if i study? if i study then no need to pray liao wor.. =(

5)nevermind... then can You help snowball find a golden tortise so that even if she fail her exams
oso nevermind?

GOD: If its meant to be, its meant to be. Love comes naturally.

SB: wat?! U cannot force love?.. it must come naturally?! n i always tot money can buy everything including love...

6)okok, like that can U let snowball strike tot0 so that if no honey, still got money?

GOD: Christian cannot gamble.

SB: cann0t.. christian cannot gamble ar.. icic..

7)hmm, like that, can U bring sNowball to Heaven cos tis oso cannot, tat oso cannot, life on Earth very hard wor..

GOD: No way. i cannot allow ur dirty mind to corrupt My angels.

SB: cannot again.. bcos sn0wball's dirty mind will corrupt the angels in the Heaven?! -_-

8)nono, snowball promises not to do it. so can i go?

GOD: u are always making empty promises.

SB: wat do U mean by my promises are always empty?! huh, oh u mean the one i made about dieting and working hard for exams at the beginning of every year? just 10 words for that: i have tried my best and i have no regrets.

9)But, this time, i will try my very very very ( x infinity ) best to not corrupt the angels... must have faith in me.

GOD: U think I am an idiot?

10) but i never say U are one... So God, can help me?

GOD: God only help those who help themselves so why dun u go study now instead of wasting ur time here blogging about imaginery conversation with me.

SB: ....................

THE END

ps: may change name to meatball soon.. getting fatter and fatter and fattest.. =( *boo*

wIth sadness..

snowball

ARGH!!! All of us working at different hospitals.

2007-04-19T22:10:00.000+08:00

Hai ,
My Nursing friends are all going to graduate soon.

NSM at CGH (pending)
TSY at SGH (confirm)
LPN at SGH (bonded)
GCY at KK (confirm)
LPS at NUH (bonded)
DQL at IMH (bonded)
Devi at CGH (pending)
OAE at CGH (bonded)

SOOOO sad we can't see each other anymore! BUT we can all take Leave at the Same time!!!!

I got bullied by my Nursing friends!

2007-04-19T17:54:00.000+08:00

Our project topic was decide on our first week attachment. We are going to present to the "Nurse Manager=Sister " . I was to do resusitation in the ward which means "Code blue emergency". Before the day of my presentation, my friend actually agree with SISter on my behalf without asking or Informing Me and did'nt even call me at the least.

Today Presentation day , Morning then I was inform by Jas that I have to do CPR. I mean I dont really LIKE CPR very much! hence u wont see me in emergency ward= A&E.

It could be because I dont like mannequin alot!

SOME more I need to do ETT tubing ! I WASNT even prepare for IT. I was preparing for VF/VT/asystole and PEA alogorithm. *FAINT*

I feel like I was being "SOLD OUT" . Oh my GOD!!

Ai yah !! ME being ME = Aunty ME ! I just grabble garble like. Ha hA . I try to do my BEst !

Tml I got interview. I hope I can work in CGH and pass the interview. I hope my this lousy presentation would not affect my interview tml.

I am so SAD !!

Wah ! The ENs BUTT very hard to move lei !

2007-04-18T17:52:00.000+08:00

Night Shift is a very tiring job.
If everyone do their parts and help out I'm sure everything will be in order.

The ENS really knw how to bully pple.
They just sit there and command students to do all the work.
They did help out with sponging patients but it's because students cannot sponged the patient by themselves.
Patient's vital signs are all monitor by the students.
End up me looking so hagged in the morning.
Somemore we were ask to do morning shift's vital signs too whereas they sit on the chair and monitor us and look after the files. (As if the files were valuables)

If there are no students, they will be so busy and do work non-stop till morning.
And yet when the students were there, they acted like "King of the bandits hill" Never even move once away from the chairs unless Necessary.
All the Call Bells were all answered by the students.

This morning when taking vitals signs for all the patients,I charted at the wrong column. I am suppose to chart at the 18th 8am morning column but end up i charted at 17th 8pm night column. I felt so sorry and at the same time I was laughing i my heart coz the ENs now had to do extra work just to correct my mistakes. *Evils Laugh*

the one abt diet..

2007-04-18T11:36:00.000+08:00

STRESSED

spEllEd bAckwArd iS

DESSERTS!

*gasps* its true!

cos snowball's expansion ('horizontally') is bcos of her unlimited cravings for sweet stuffs

when she is bloody stressed up like now cos her exams are coming!

YET! and with lousy frenzs like ms piggy n flakez

plus very '0n' pple like retard rog

who always tempt sn0wball with buffet,

sn0wball's tummy keep snowballing until ...

until she gotta get a new wardrobe of clothes..

until she looked in the mirror and goes 'wah! i look like i am 3 mths pregnant!'..

until her physio-therapists gotta find longer straps to strap her waist to the standing frame..

until her fav pair of jeans (which was actually 1 size bigger) begin to desert her 'dainty' waist..

until the ah bu begin to kpkb, 'u eat some more!! noone want marry u liao ah!'

so she officially n very determiningly declared that

she will DIET !

(after her last buffet with her dear niece,sammi and another one with her lousy frenzs)

LaoZhaBor Rap

2007-04-17T16:36:00.001+08:00

NIGHT shift

2007-04-17T14:19:00.000+08:00

My Night Shift is so slow going.
My first time doing my night shift. It's peacful and not so stress except when there are admissions.
The ENs are so helpful by giving orders and letting us do all the work. They just sit and give orders. They do help only when necessary like changing pampers and sponging. The TPN all give us do and they just sit and do charting.
I prefer fast pace of work.
Night shift too slow and time passes like a snail.
Scary ! Ha Ha Not scary at all. I dont feel scary but only tired.
Came home straight away sleep from 8am to 2pm.
My warm cozy bed . I love my BED so much !

PS. Snowball I saw your mommy . We took the same bus back at busstop number 9 bus. We chat a while and then she alighted and went home coz she bought breakfast for you. I didnt chat much with her coz I too tired. SO ENVY of you !! Smell so nice ! So what she bought ?

Feelings of Up and Downs

2007-04-16T16:58:00.000+08:00

Ahhh... I hate the stage of in between and not sure what is ahead of me ! Sian! Going to complete my course le and left with only 3 weeks of final attachment. Going to have an interview with CGH for application of Job. Going to graduate. I think I am going to have PMS soon also. This few days going to be soooo irritating!

10 WAYs to be Cheerful!

OK THINK POSITIVE !
Be extremely Cheerful !
Look at the extreme bright side
Smile at all times!
Put Blusher on your face
ACt cute; Look cute
Irritate everyone makes me happy
Write Blog
Eat Ice-cream
Climb Bukit Timah Hill

Do You guys Like the New Clock?

2007-04-16T16:42:00.000+08:00

Hi Guys !
Do you like the New Visitor Count and the New Clock ?
Please give feedback and comments !

Roses Are Red !

2007-04-13T23:59:00.000+08:00

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Friends Lke You
Are Hard to Find !

I still remember this Poem. When I wrote autographies for my classmates, I would always use this to fill up the spaces on the page. Those are the days.

Now ........so sad no one ask me to write autography for them anymore. All of them in friendster or surfing net. People now does not practice writing and instead they are all typing on their computers .

I am very clever , no one ask me write autography instead I wrote my address and HP no on their Birthday cards!!! Dont believe me ask my classmates at NYP ! All of them got my Address and HP no. So none of you are going to deny and forget to sent me their wedding invitations !

So bored nowadays either work or home sleeping .... Miss EXCERCISE Le !!

PLANS to Meet UP again !

2007-04-12T23:15:00.000+08:00

We went to eat sushi ! Yeah so long finally we get to take time out and meet up and chat and eat and tease each other! hmmm MUST Plan We must Plan to go out again ! Plan to do what?

What can we do ?

Go Swimming
Visit Library
Fly Kite (ps. piggyneo still dont know how to fly kite)
Picnic (freestyle= bring ur own cooked food)
PLAY MAHJONG SESSION (location piggyneo's house at Sat only time 1pm to 9pm)
Visit Historical Sites ( each do a presentation of the different sites we plan to go and blog it )
Dinner with MEANINGS ( bring a new friend , intro hobbies, to learn something NEW)
SunBathing at Sentosa

Well !! DO Something other then meet up and EAT then go home and SLEEP .

Any SUggestions?

do u wanna live forever?

2007-04-12T12:07:00.000+08:00

YAY! we count a 'Visitor Counting Box'!

b00! so little pple wor! =(

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

anyway since i am so bored today i shall write some crap here bcos u need to keep visitors coming in! otherwise very paiseh leh cos everyone can judge hw 'interesting' our blog is with regards to the 'Visitor Counting Box'. Its a bit like one's report card wor! I am telling dear ms piggy (who put it up in the 1st place) to take it down if the figures are too stable (ie. always remaining at the same number! loL)

A few mths ago, bcos sotong and i got no topic to tok, i asked her an assumption qns. i asked her,

'wai gal, if one day, you get your hands on a pill that once consumed, can make u live forever, wld u (1) eat it (2) give it to someone else-who huh?? or (3) destroy it!!!'
Sotong told me that if we want to be really cruel to a person, we cld crushed the pill into powder and secretly add it into a drink of that person who will then consume it without knowing about it and then later on many many years later, after painfully watching all his loved ones dying one by one, will wonder when is his time to go too..

Then she asked me what i will do. actually prior to asking her tat, i haf already tot of it bcos i always day-dream in the toilet while shitting! haha! okok, anyway back to the topic. Initially i tot of giving it to Mr Lee Kwan Yew cos i tot he is such an intelligent man. Then i tot wah! se-scully wait he want bcum emperor and rule singapore forever how cos we never know what time can do to a person. The more time u haf, the greater amt of time we can haf to acumulate our wealth and intelligence and then for a politician, the greater the hunger for power wor.. scary..

The Second person i tot of will be to give it to Jay Chou bcos i admire his talent for music so much that i fall in love with almost all his songs despite the fact that i think that he (still) looked like a chao ah beng (& not a very handsome one too!) To me, if i can actually get over that fact then his music must b really good! Haha cos like weili and kailing always say, 'Snowball is a very shallow-minded gal!' Hence, i hope that this mr chou can produce an album every year till the day i say, 'bye bye world' and go heaven. =)

Then i ponder on what sotong said and i realised that all these pple i haf mentioned have great talents but are not related to me in term of family or frenzs. maybe its bcos i haf no feelings for them hence i am able to b cruel to them.. But like wat sotong say, i think its best to destroy it cos eternality is hell without the ones we loved by our side..

Haha! crap?! but i m now blogging for the sake of blogging leh! plus i dun noe how to insert 'nice nice' pig-tures to entertain u or this post will b 'sibeiiiii interesting' with pig-tures of my breakfast ok! so b nice! By the way, if u guys got nothing better to do, u can also contribute here abt the qns i asked sotong or if u haf ur own blog, can write abt it too. =]

World Peace,
ms Snowball =p

~sad~

2007-04-10T18:36:00.000+08:00

note: not a happy post wor..

Yesterday, one of the uncle that went for physio with me passed away. i used to dislike talking to him cos he sibei hao lian n negative but gradually i accepted that he is what he is bcos of the shit he been thru.. He had been thru alot. His family depised him for his illness during the worst time of his life. It was painful to him bcos he did alot for the family. His illness, muscular dystrophy cause his limbs to grow weaker day by day and prolonged sitting and laying caused pain all over his body, making him bad tempered always. The 1st time he toked abt his family and how his 2nd son blamed him for inheriting muscular dystrophy to him and his son, i felt very sad for him, esp when i saw him crying..

Then on jan, he took me that he was diagnoised with bone cancer. and it was the terminal stage. This time he didn't cry. He says that he hoped that his time on earth will b up soon cos its too hard for him to bear and he cldn't do anything to ease it.. I wanted to say, 'Uncle, b strong.' but the very minute i heard those words, i had to excuse myself to go to the washroom cos i din wan him to see the tears that had uncontrollingly rolled down.. i told myself that i wan do something for uncle like asking my dad's sinseh's frenz to go uncle's hse and c if he can do anything to ease uncle's body ache, but b4 that cld b arranged.. uncle was gone.. i felt awful when clement's maid (in the same bus) announced that uncle lim had passed away last thu during our bus ride yesterday. But the ex-warrant officer uncle who was initially talking happily to me was shocked and i saw him cried abit. We all grew quiet and the rest of the ride to the rehab centre was quiet..

snowball =(

LaoZhaBor

2007-04-08T12:27:00.000+08:00

Oh my Goodness! There is really a blog name LaoZhabor ! She starred in Jack Neo's show called "Just Follow the Law". She is a very old auntie who played the role of Fann Wong's mother in the show. She is very Hip Hop lei ! Guys go read her BLog !! Highly recommened! Must read BLOG of the year ! I had already added the Link pls go READ IT ! recommend by Miss PiggyNeo !

Ms PiggyNeo and her new POUCH !

2007-04-07T00:20:00.000+08:00

What Is You Skin Type?

2007-04-04T00:25:00.000+08:00

What Is You Skin Type?

1) How does your skin feel if you cleanse it with facial wash and water?
A- Tight, as though it’s too small for your face.
B- Smooth and comfortable
C- Dry and itchy in places
D- Fine – quite comfortable
E- Dry in some areas and smooth in others.

2) How does your skin feel if you cleanse it with cream cleanser?
A- Relatively comfortable.
B- Smooth and comfortable.
C- Sometimes comfortable, sometimes itchy.
D- Quite oily
E- Oily in some areas and smooth in others.

3) How does your skin usually look by midday?
A- Flaky patches appearing
B- Fresh and clean
C- Flaky patches and some redness
D- Shiny
E- Shiny in the T-zone

4) How often do you break out in spot?
A- Hardly ever
B- Occasionally, perhaps before or during your period
C- Occasionally
D- Often
E- Often in the T-Zone

5) How does your skin react when you use facial toner?
A- It stings
B- No problems
C- Stings and itches
D- Feel Fresher
E- Feel fresher in some area but stings in other

6) How does your skin react to a rich night cream?
A- It Feels very comfortable
B- Comfortable
C- Sometime feels comfortable, other time feels irritated.
D- Make my skin feel very oily
E- Oily in the T-Zone and comfortable on the cheeks.

Now add up you’re A’s, B’s, C’s, D’s, E’s.
Yours skin-type is the one which has the majority of answers.
Mostly A’s: Your Skin is DRY
Mostly B’s: Your Skin is Normal
Mostly C’s: Your Skin is Sensitive
Mostly D’s: Your Skin is OilyMostly
E’s: Your Skin is COMBINATION

I am going Crazy with Work !!

2007-04-03T09:38:00.000+08:00

I cannot imagine that my classmate a Year 3 Person who is going to graduate is working like a turtle. Everything about her is turtlish. U knows how a turtle move? Slow and easy. So what to do, i have to work with her no Choice.
In a ward with 44 patients and we are in charge with 2 cubicles of 16 patients to take care of. I am really going to bite her head off. As a person, she is not bad. As a nurse, I wish I can throttle her.

Yesterday my cubicles, there were 3 drama Queens who kept crying non-stopped. Because the STUPID DOCTOR I really mean stupid. What he did?

He went and comment in front of the patient that her condition is worsening. (I want to FAINT le.) He said that to the Patient and can u imagine what come next? The DRAMA. It is actually like the babies at KKH when they are hungry, once one cries the whole row of babies cry together. Some more, it is nearly family visiting hours. So when the family came and saw their precious Patient crying, they were very worried. One of the family members started to speak very loudly to me and I have to ignore his comments but explain to him calmly and NICELY and continue my work. I had to swallow the humble Pie.

The other patient wants to go home and she start packing and walking around .But with her condition she is not suppose to walk around. In the end, she was restrained with Doc's permission and family consent. She nearly runs away because she was frightened of Operation. That I can understand. But still she cannot go home because her condition will be dangerous. Hence, she was shouting and scolding very loudly.

This last patient, I tell you just because she just came back from small operation hence she is restless. With the commotion around her, she wants to seek attention also. She started to cry. I did what I can for her and let her husband to take care of her. Her husband so Cute ask me if I had taken my dinner or not while I was busy taking care of his wife's needs.
All this Drama happens at family visiting hours. I have to deal with the patients and together with the family members. The best have yet to come.

MY SPCA = Senior Patient Care Assistant is the Icing on the Cake. She does nothing and is worse than the Turtle yr3. She gives command and asks us students to do and she gives instructions like a granny who nags about everything but not straight to the point. What to do ! I just give her the Ignore therapy.

I am busy and passing report and guess what! She asks me to prepare for her the procedure and she just stand there do NOTHING! She just keep checking and charting where we have already done for her. This is ridiculous! What has the world come to? ALAMAK i wanted to ask her to retired really coz she so old and cannot help much. This is not discriminating because she can't keep up and she can't do work. Instead she like a movie director keeps giving instructions and directing only. I mean if her directives were accurate and correct and clear i dont mind helping her . Most of the time , her instructions were actually meant for you to go round and round the "Merry go Round".

i hate textbooks!

2007-03-23T10:51:00.000+08:00

hi all, i m here again! Heh heh! aft 1 day of physio and 3 days of mad rush for work, i m free!!! i told my boss tat i need to study for exam! heh heh! but i swear that's really my intention... tat is b4 i open my voted-by-Snowball-2007-most-boring-book-award, econs tbk! hai.. some things nv change just like y pigs die die oso cnt fly unless u buy them air tickets! *think of air pork! =p* haha! lame?! not funny?! i noe, cos i turn into a talking cockster during study weeks. but frankly la, i really need some serious motivation to start mugging just like piggiess need air-ticket to fly! LOL!

Anyway, this morning the boss sms me this:

'Hi i hv spoken with u abt our plan to develop a team of public speakers for mdas. U hv been SPECIALLY IDENTIFIED for e training. Dates are blah blah blah. Pls cfm if dates r ok. frm ur boss.'

Whoa! i tot boss was jokin when she says she wan me to go for public speaking course. maybe she really feel that i speak like a gangster (see prev post) so i need training to learn how to speak properly or more specifically, proper english cos i guess all those who know me know tat i, Snowball adores Singlish! Haha! but frankly la, i think singlish is the cutest language in the entire world, juz like snowball. =) still i think the training is a good opportunity la cos i realise that i tend to speak unclearly n when pple go 'huh huh!' i go, 'wau lau, deaf ar!' hai.. but tat wld mean 3 less days of studying (like real!). Nah, anyway the gd thing is i cn go office and disturb my colleage, noor! heh heh! i still haven't get back at her for wat she told my granduncle! (see prev post) LOL! Jking la, i adores pple with a crazy sense of humor. c my frenzs n u noe liao! hahaha!

with loVe,

snowball (again!)

HAHA!

2007-03-22T18:40:00.000+08:00

was pretty shocked when i saw from the dashboard that there are already 30 posts in this blog since i tot it was already deserted by all, but dear ms piggy who is currently attempting to revamp it! whoa! anyway, good job! =)

anyway everyone's busy thesedays and kTvs on fridays are just not possible anymore.. boo! tis wk i went back to office to help out in a new project. tiring but dun noe y i feel quite happy leh?! maybe its bcos on wed, baolin n her gd buddy, chris met up 4 lunch with me and i found the motivation to drag my big fat ass to work! haha but wat really made my day was coincidentally aft lunch we bump into my favourite sotong in the world, ms sotong melissa tan! whoa! i think i did mention in my friendster blog tat coincidentally bumping into kakis is one of the things that made me happy cos its abit like buying lottery cos u need luck! =)

Then i think i am turning crazy cause i have been terrorising members in the association to join the dragon boat event. My manager says i speak like a gangster! i am shocked! in wat way leh?! haha! can you judge from the conversation below:

My tua Tao (MTT) aka my boss: Snowball! cum cum!

Me aka Snowball(SB): Yes boss?!

MTT: Snowball, cum help me convince daniel to join the dragon boat event leh!

SB: Wau lau, join la! y dun join huh?! very exciting leh! dun join will regret leh! Tis is a once in a lifetime chance leh!

Daniel(Dan): *abit shocked by my enthusiasm n aft 30 secs, then tok!*
[heh heh, i am very enthu abt my job!!!] erm.. but my legs are abit weak wor, hard to get on the boat...

SB: Haha! u dun haf to worry abt tat cos tat's not our problem, tat's the NTU pple problem la since they organise, they must take care of our problem! Heh heh! So u wan go anot?

Dan: Huh... Dangerous leh?!

SB: Nono, they'll take care of us leh!! If who bully u, tell me ok! will scold n beat them up for u! *LOL*

MTT: Wah SB talk like gangster ah!

SB: *gif a blank and innocent look!* huh?! where got?! i very sweet one, even sweeter n nicer than MTT. =)

Dan: er........

[i tell u guys man, i really have a talent in 'scaring' guys away with my enthuisaism sia! but i 'sacrifice' for my job?! =(]

MTT: Dan, y dun u gif SB ur contact number and she'll update u abt the event?

Dan: ok..

*aFt giving SB his contact number and email add*

Dan: *very nicely and politely* u need any more information?

[i see liao, want laugh cos SB not used to shy and polite guys but at the same time, SB find them very sweet and cute! haha but nono, dan's not my cuppa tea, juz tat i m a bit siao thesedays so i did tis!]

SB: *very seriously* er, can u gif me u atm pin number n card?

Dan was stunned for a moment while MTT started laughing!

MTT: Dan, if SB goes overboard, u can report this to me!

Dan: Haha! no la, i know she's joking!

SB: wai, i protest! he ask me if i need anymore info leh?! anyway if he dun wan gif i wun force de ok! i am a nice gal ok! now boss, can i go for lunch? nw lunch time liao.

MTT: cnt stand u ah! go go!

Haha i am very punctual, or shall i say, my stomach is very punctual for lunch de! 1pm, its starts to 'make music'. =) the wonder today my dear colleage, noor told granduncle, ' SB very hardworking one! Eat alot and talk alot!' LOL! *faints*

With alot of crappiness,

SNOWBALL WOR!!!

MY NYP Friends!

2007-03-21T15:17:00.000+08:00

Desserts at Paragon !! Yummy

2007-03-20T10:07:00.001+08:00

Watching movie at Cineleisures

2007-03-20T10:04:00.000+08:00

Oh No !!!

2007-03-20T08:07:00.000+08:00

Hmmm i just wanted to invite more pple to write in and see what I've done? I did so many changes I dont know what I did liao !
My itchy and BAD BAD BAd hand !
( Actually , I am doing trial an error !)
If you want to blame ---->William
Coz his the one who gave me a laptop.
All the changes and Blogging is all his fault !

I am sorry !

2007-03-13T11:40:00.000+08:00

I am so sorry guys !! This is new to me so I accidentally remove the table for conversations . Ha ha ha come to think of it , I remember Esther say can only put one type of HTML . But too late I did the editing and the rest of the conversations were all gone . MY fault soooooo sorrrrrryyyyy!!!!!!!!

I have tried to edit my own HTML!

2007-03-10T11:46:00.000+08:00

I have tried to add flowers and stars. But it didnt show on the Blog . i really wonder why It did show lei !

May be I need to attend a crash course on writting HTML or I should go Library and borrow the book called "HTML for DUMMIES". Ha ha Ha h ha !

By Miss PiggyNeo

Flowers wow so beautiful!!!

2007-03-10T11:28:00.000+08:00

Today, I am going to my friend Eve's birthday. She is having a chalet at "The Chevrons". It is located at Jurong East. It's her 21st birthday and rumors said that once she graduate, she is going to marry her Bf.

Yeah! After posting at IMH for 2 weeks finally can play Mahjong again. I miss my mahjong sessions with the patients.

There's no need to be afraid of the patients. I personally feel that they are saner and in control at IMH then they are out in society. It is because at IMH they were give structured activities and there time very planned out. Medications were also given on time and most of them were very cooperative in taking their medications.

By Miss PiggyNeo

hai

2007-02-15T21:15:00.000+08:00

wah tis blog had been stagnant for some time liao! Hai... Its like tat de, as we grow older, life bcome more mundane so no more interesting thing to write lor! esp when we are not the type who bring our digi-cam everywhere and write entries creatively/uncreatively titled:

'how much evil(calories) did snowball consume today?[wif many pic of my breakfast, brunch, lunch, tea, dinner, supper and snacks. Wah!!! din know i consume at least 6 meals a days! =( ]'
'L@@k!!! i din know my pee sai can be such a pc of art! [wif many pics of pee sai mould into diff shape]' heh heh, so er xin hor!
'i am a princess (takes many pics of one-self, most like to pose cutesy pose like rainie yang, cyndi huang etc. but bcos of snowball's unique shape, ur truly's entry can only be titled: 'i am a pig-cess >.<>

So, apparently u can see that snowball's topic is limited to:

'a comparative study of diet products/anti panda eyes product / anti-aging product [now i see two very fine lines coming out from the corner of my right eyes! must take note now man or soon all its friends will all come out and play play together liao, jus like once when i was young and innocent with the naive perception that my unwelcome 'frenzs' (ie. fats) will leave me one day which still haven't come aft more than 10 years liao... hai...] '
'lonely uncles..' yeah, pathetic isn't it?! see my prev entry n u'll see my pain.. y can't i get a lonely rich and handsome prince charming ar?! u noe i'm pretty gd at consoling pple, esp when u put stacks of $$$$$ in front of me!! LOL!
'the one about snowball's toilet-bowl part 1-part 100' yea, if u r still reading the entries i write, u pretty much haf no life like me! =p
'outings with lao peh's senior citizen club pple to botanic garden, zoo etc etc!' if u still r undaunted and still find my entries exciting then u must be (1) a no-life person or (2) senior citizen or (3) a retard like rog_r or (4) a ah siao like j_ne or (5) a sotong like meliss_ or (6) very stressed like e_sther egg ...

okok i am gtg to slp liao, its 10 pm le! old pple cnt slp late, esp the poor ones cos no money to buy sk2 when all the pimples and fine lines come out! Have a great CNY ya and aft tat we all go on diet together ya! =) ba kwa, pineapple tarts, chocolates, cookies! *drools*

with lots of saliva ,

snowball

Bloggers !!!! conversion to New Blog!

2007-01-20T21:02:00.000+08:00

Hi Crappers ! Got to convert to new blog lar! Got more better things and facilities . I think . Hahahahahah. Hey ! got see what I posted? http://siminneo.blogs.friendster.com/piggys_world/

Bored Bored !!! When are we going to meet up and catch up ?
I am graduating soon very soon i hope so soon !
Work work then got money money !

I am going to collect my laptop next Sat27th 2007 ! Then I will blog and blog and blogger U all !!
Got MSN ? Hey pple sign up lar I am using Msn better and easier to keep track of u guys. U know . Use it not only sign in mah !

Helmi also got use MSn. Sometimes I chat with him even though I didnt get to see him. Also wish some of you would join us chatting.

MY fifth: i see red! roar!

2006-11-27T19:00:00.000+08:00

HELLO! Long time no blog! All the crappy pple too busy already lah! Poor us!

Anyway today the topic i am going to write about is lonely uncles. Heh?! Yea, for those of you who never see/talk/sms me for a long time, here's my story.

THesedays, yours truly is very healthy so every monday, i will spent 3 hours doing exercise at the rehab centre. Because i am still a very poor girl, i opt to take the centre transport which brings me there at 11.3o when theraphy actually starts at 1pm. So the 1st day i reached, i was at a loss cos i din noe theraphy only start at 1pm. I asked the therapist, " do wat ar?" She smiled n said, " Go make frenzs!" I looked around me and saw that the place was filled with uncles and ah gongs. "heh?! got generation gap leh!" i secretly thought but since i dun wanna appear to be a spoiltsport i said, "okie." And that's when the nightmare started...

Initially it was okie cos i suddenly remembered that i wanted to ask one of the admin pple abt one of the courses they offered so i went to look for the one in charge. Then i met one very nice lady whose name i 4got and tok to her about getting a driving license for awhile. During our conversation, i noticed an uncle in his motorised wheelchair zooming about around us, trying to catch my eyes. But i din bother la.

Then the nice lady gotta go and the admin pple told me to go c the person i want to tok to abt the course who is free le so i went in and tok for abt 20 mins. When i got out of the office to go back to the rehab centre, this uncle was just outside the office but i heck care la since i paid $12 to do physio so must quickly go back and do exercise and get my $$$ worthwhile! Heh heh!

After about 1 n the half hr, the therapist told me to rest and i went out of the gym intending to get the rootbeer i have been resisting for some time. Then this uncle followed me.. When he caught up, he tried to start a conversation. Suddenly out of nowhere he told out a pc of paper with his resident and hp numbers written on it and told me to call him.. Then he looked at me expectantly. Feeling lost and not wanting to hurt his feelings, i (aka the pig-head) gave him my hp number.

Wah lau eh, after that he sms me frequently bt what's he's doing la and tried to call me. I felt irritated and din pick up his call until 1 day, ah bu busybody, help me ans my hp and say, "Gal ar, ur call!" I saw the uncle's name and my heart sank. He asked me why i nv ans his call. I coldly answered that i m busy now and he can still ask me, "why are u busy?" I tot every1 with no brain damage understand that busy NOW = cnt entertain u NOW = u shld be 'zhi dong' and offer to put down the phone! Hai! Apparently this uncle din get my pt and i had to tell him i cnt tok now n bb!

After that i dread goin for exercise cos he continue calling n i continue not picking up his calls. But luckily for my 2nd n 3rd sessions, he wasn't there. Then during my 4th session, wah lau, that lao kao came and what a bad timing to come when my legs are tied to the automated cycling machine [so i cnt move =( ]. He started interrogating me, " u noe i call u? y never pick up the call?!" Haha, i know how to answer him because prior to this i have already anticipate his qns. I tot of a few reasons to turn him off so tat he wun bother me again. The following are a few of my creative reasons:

option 1: i want to die a holy virgin so pls do not harbour any indecent tots. *Like real!!*

option 2: i just turned mute.* not convincing since i will die if i nv make noise for a min!*

option 3: i am a lesbian. i am only interested in gals so pls stop holding up my line while i tok to my galfrenzs! *LOL, wait i scare the cute MALE physiotherapist away too! bad idea! *

option 4: my bf dun like me tokking to guys. *where to find one guy to pose as my bf? wat, 'employ' one?! nonono, i am a poor gal.. sob sob*

option 5: my parents dun like me tokking to guys. *abit cannot make it but compare to the above craps, its the best of the worst le. =)*

so at this point, i answered him quickly saying, " my parents doesn't like guys calling me." He can still ask, " then when can i call u." Resisting all my urge to say, " f**K OFF!" I coolly repeated what i say and feeling kinda uneasy, i looked down on the floor. Aft abt 10 min of silence, he finally went away.

Manz, i tot tat was the last but apparently this lonely lao kao got more tricks up his sleeves. Cos on thu nite i got an sms: " Hi is this snowball?"

Thinking tat it was one of my kaki who had lost my number, i happily replied, " yup! who is this?"

Then aft abt 10 min, beep beep! " I am desmond. No ulterior motive. Just want to be friends."

Thinking hard n long about since when i ever had a frenz called desmond, i suddenly understood that this was tat lao kao using another hp number and another name! Wa lau! but then i tot play safe la cos maybe i did haf a frenz named desmond nong nong time ago, maybe at kindergarden! Lame?! > yea i noe cos i dun own a hp when i was in kindergarden but anyway i sms back: " do i noe you?"

The reply was: " no, we never meet before. This is the first time we are starting sms chat."

LOL! SMS Chat?! u think lao niang got so much money to spare ah! each sms costs $0.05 okie! rmr, i POOR gal leh! anyway i hate chatting when i cnt hear the person voice or see the person's expression cos it get boring aft sometime!

So eventually i nv reply lor! anyway i think tat lao kao oso realise that he very stupid to think tat i am as stupid as him cos everyone noe snowball is a clever gal! =p

ps: u guys should ask sotong for her lonely uncle encounter at the bus-stop! its damn funny! ;P

poking session

2006-10-31T23:58:00.000+08:00

tomorrow will be the chinese examination for the kids @ whitesands primary school.
so today, i went for chinese tuition^^despite feeling painful + giddy + a lack of sleep.
the kids were so naughty today, especially the 2 boys.
both of them really look like the 2 boys in the movie "I not stupid"..jerry and chengcai.
they behave like these 2 characters as well. i should get a photograph of them and post it up some time. whaaaha.

they are making me laugh all the time...but actually i am not supposed to laugh..especially when a parent is there watching.
sometimes i think to myself..kids are kids..if they are not like this, they aren't real kids.
however, there has to be a certain level of control in the class..recently, i have been holding the cane while teaching. despite so, it doesn't scare them at all..who will be scared of a teacher who looks so kind..who holds a cane but is always laughing.
i don't want kids to be scared of me at all..i wanna have fun with them, laugh with them and of course, learn with them.
(but they really get me up my nerves sometimes)
i didn't cane them, i ended up poking the 2 boys with the cane for every nonsense they uttered.
poke poke poke!!!!
but i almost hit "cheng cai" when he said "忘恩放屁" instead of "忘恩负义"..
(放屁= to break wind/to let off air/to fart)
sigh.

i am glad they are not my kids, sometimes.

i hope........my kids will be like the 2 children i met last week. sweet little darlings! the little girl who was in K2 kept on showing me her toys and telling me about herself. she was so chatty and entertaining. so lovable!

kids. angels and devils.

i am sick....again :-(

2006-10-30T13:54:00.000+08:00

cornflakez is down with shingles.

painful.
very painful.

what are shingles?
click here to find out more.

news abt cornflakes

2006-10-29T02:31:00.000+08:00

1) new hairstyle + loving it..I really look like 23 yrs old now!! i dont know how long i can maintain this hairstyle coz it is actually a lot of trouble..hahahhaha!!!!!!

2) gonna start work soon..a new job..opposite snowball's house.
so I am glad..I can see her more often than ever!

3) I just spent almost $ 200 seeing a doctor. Guess what? I got..sth like chicken pox..the doctor said it is the same virus..and it can be controlled by some medicine that costed a bomb :-(
It is so painful..... :~( and i have to take medicine every 3 hours...just like a baby needs to drink milk every 3 hrs~

the pain is burning, hot, urgh..save me..someone cheer me up with some chocolates.

What has the lecturers become?

2006-10-26T15:02:00.000+08:00

Yo Yo I am having my exams now and guess what I've been doing !
he he he he watching GONG ( korean)
Wasting my time at home !! I am really bored.
What to do ?

Haiz..... dont worry I got study a little bit lar.

Irritating you knw !!!!!!!!!! I am about to vomit blood .

My lecturer She teaches cancer topic .
U know what she is a cancer to us students !
Wow she best lor can anyhow vent anger on us during our Intra course assessment. Nvm!
Her powerpoint written in Monotype Corsiva type of writtings. That I cant stand it !
Who can read ?
Maybe those in the underworld can read that kind of hand writting!

I cant even give an example here coz here dont have that kind of font.
(you want to know what i mean you can go into the Word and look for that type of font )

From Jane

My 4th

2006-10-15T14:36:00.000+08:00

Today i am going to complain about the rude n disgusting n dumb corporate pple i had encountered in my 3 days stint as a telemarketer. However i m proud to declare that i am now an EXPEREIENCED telemarketer liao! Heh heh!

I always thought that the best job in the world is telemarketing cos u only need to use ur mouth to tok cock n bullshit which is coincidentally my forte. (But sotong told me tat i m more suited for those sex chat-line bcos of my wunderfully creative imagination. then again, wat sotong say cnt be trusted. jus read my 1st entry n u noe) But doing and assuming are of course very different just like theory n practice like that. I start to find out that Singapore has a lot of pple who r very rude n stupid. The type i hate most is the one with the act-cute voice which actually sounded very bitchy. This one happens to be the 1st annoying idiot whom i drew a pig next to her co name. She talks in a shrill and annoying voice tat goes, 'xxx is no longer with us. what do u want!! do u know its our lunch time now?!' N no, i m not exagerrating, u cld really hear the EXCLAIMATION MARKS in her conversation with me! Still i mantain my cool n asked what time is her lunch time till. In an annoyed n still bitchy voice, she goes, 'call 2pm!' n slammed the phone on me! grrrrr! i hope she broke her 10 freshly manicured fingernails while slamming the phone n choke on her fishball later! N no, i haven call her back yet. will try next week to test my patience, cos it wun b fun if there's no challenge mah!

Then there's another type who hear the word, 'fundraising' and goes, 'no no i dun wan buy anything!' n then tell u not to call back again. Or there are those with ridiculously stupid requests that made u wan laugh but u must 'ren'!! cos must respect customer mah! anyway these customers are mostly very polite and i think they are abit tired liao so their brain cnt work properly like mine sometimes n so they ask funny funny qns. Its ok, as long as they are not rude like the pig mentioned above!

Day 1 ended with alot of piggies drawn on my calling list.
Pig = dumb pple.
Flying pigs = idiotic pple who will buy frm me if pig cn fly! ie. misson impossible la!

Day 2: drawn 3 angels on my calling list cos they are so friendly n nice.

Anyway during my 3rd day i started to feel more confident n got more positive responses (& more angel on my calling list) and perhaps 2 potential clients so i think my telemarketing skill improving! yeah! Then i read about the below article from talkingcock.com and feel very afraid that clients will do tat to me!!! ARRGH!!!

HOW TO SCARE THE TELEMARKETER!!!

Tired of complete strangers calling you up and trying to sell you stuff or get you to sign up for some donno what MLM deal? Nevermind! Here are some WAYS TO SCARE A TELEMARKETER!

Ask him to talk v-e-r-y slooooowly, because you want to write down EVERY WORD he says.

After he finishes saying all his marketing crap, tell him he must marry you first, before you sign on. When he acts all surprised, say, What, you expect me to give my credit card details to a complete stranger, meh??

When he introduces himself (e.g. sammy?, immediately say, wah piang eh! Sammy! Long time no see, man! How are you! Are you still living in that old place??This should stun Sammy for a while, as he scrambles to remember where he might know you from.

If he says he's, e.g. Tan Ah Seng from ABC Pte Ltd, ask him to spell his name. Then ask him to spell the company name. Then ask him where it's located. Continue asking him personal questions or questions about the company for as long as you feel like it.

Insist the caller is actually your friend Benny, playing a joke. Ah, Benny, dun lai dat leh! Stop playing the fool! Seriously lah, Benny, how's your mother, ah? Is she out of the hospital yet??Etc, etc.

After he finishes his pitch, say in a very creepy voice, Thank you for calling me. I don'T have many friends?do you want to be my friend??

If he asks, how are you??Tell him! Wah lau, siong, man! Got so many problems. My fish all died, lah, then my mother and father had this big argument until neighbours call police all, and then lagi worse, donno why, but my crotch whole day was very itchy, so I went to the clinic and then blah blah blah.. Continue till he hangs up.

Tell him you are busy at the moment, and ask him for his HOME number so you can call him back. He'll try to give his office number, but insist on his HOME NUMBER. When he says he can't give his HOME NUMBER, ask him, you dowan some funny stranger calling you up at home and disturbing you, is it??He will agree and u'll say, Then now you know how I feel!?And then say goodbye and hang up.

Courtesy of Talkingcock.com

LOL! So cute! i just love talkingcock.com so much! =) but dun ever do that to me ar!!! i shall curse u choke ur fishball! =p

With Love,

SNOWBALL

Xu Chun Mei (许纯美) Speaking English 3

2006-10-11T00:06:00.000+08:00

^cornflakez^

first day of work..

2006-10-10T17:25:00.000+08:00

for my friends.

3 of my friends who live in the same house..coincidentally..started work together..on the same day @ different companies. I went over to their house after my interview yesterday to see how they are getting on, esp., their 1st day of work. 2 of them said they didn't have much to do because it was only the 1st day. However, one said that she wanted to quit when she reached home (I believe she wasn't serious about it) haha..she had a lot of things to do and she worked till 8pm (from 8:30am to 8:30pm)...She is the most well-paid among the 3..so you see..when you buy things, you pay for what you get..when u go to work, this theory is the same as well. it might even be value for money sometimes hahahhaa.

i went for an interview @ a job agency for a position in a EU company yesterday and just now, an EU bank called me to ask if I want to apply for credit card...ask if I am working..monthly income, etc.

is this coincidence or conspiracy?

^cornflakez^

wrong topic at the wrong hour

2006-10-09T03:22:00.000+08:00

Just now I was on the phone with my friend. OK, let's call him B.
We were chatting and ... as I was telling him about something related to salaries, B asked if I have ever seen something I shouldn't see. I was very URGH coz I was telling him one thing, and he changed topic to a totally OFF topic. It was already 2am, 3am...He continued telling me what he was sensing..in this room + other experiences of his. I was kinda helpless because I didnt know what he could do to eliminate his fears at that momemt. I sugguested that he zzzzz and maybe leave the light on + some music? Well. Honestly, I wasn't scared at first but eventually my skin, pores and hair had some reactions. I started to feel a little ______ . What's more, he told me to imagine his fear..visualise.....I refused to ..
AH! STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snowball, new show on channel 8, 10:30pm MON- WED, are u going to watch?
:p

^cornflakez^

My 3rd entry! =(

2006-10-08T17:14:00.000+08:00

In the past whereby there's no work n gtg for lessons is machiam like gtg to meet frenzs 'tok cock sing song play majong', weekdays felt no difference from weekends cos u play play everday. Nowadays, my weekends flew by very fast, like today.. =( Although my wkend machiam like no life, only wake up, daydream (a big luxury now), eat rubbish + dear ah bu's extremely huge portion of porridge n prawn mee, then shit for 1 hour (cos eat to much liao! Hheh heh!) then bath then tok to sotong, then finally now blog here bcos nv blog for so long liao (sibei boh liao hor! but u can dun read de! nobody force u! LOL =p), i really really hope tat sunday can start all over again. sigh.. I hate mondays. *sob sob* cos i am already feeling the blues. so depressing hor! =(

With Love

SNOWBALL

Amazing news : Man recites pi to 100,000 places

2006-10-06T02:23:00.001+08:00

TOKYO - A Japanese mental health counselor recited pi to 100,000 decimal places from memory on Wednesday, setting what he claims to be a new world record.

Akira Haraguchi, 60, needed more than 16 hours to recite the number to 100,000 decimal places, breaking his personal best of 83,431 digits set in 1995, his office said Wednesday. He made the attempt at a public hall in Kisarazu, just east of Tokyo.

Pi is a physical constant defined as the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.

It is usually written out to a maximum of three decimal places, as 3.141, in math textbooks. But the number, which has fascinated scientists for centuries, has no theoretical limit to the number of decimal places it can be written to. It is a constant that appears in the proofs of many equations defining the universe.

"What I am aiming at is not just memorizing figures, I am thrilled by seeking a story in pi," Haraguchi said.

The Guinness Book of Records currently lists Hiroyuki Goto, also from Japan, as the official record holder for reciting pi from memory. He recited the ratio out to 42,195 decimal places in 1995.

Guinness never entered Haraguchi's 1995 feat in its record book. The editors of the book could not be immediately reached for comment regarding Haraguchi's latest attempt.

Haraguchi, a psychiatric counselor and business consultant in nearby Mobara city, took a break of about 5 minutes every one to two hours, going to the rest room and eating rice balls during the attempt, said Naoki Fujii, spokesman of Haraguchi's office.

Fujii said all of Haraguchi's activities during the attempt, including his bathroom breaks, were videotaped for evidence that will later be sent for verification by the Guinness Book of Records.

Two local education officials joined 29 conference hall staff who worked in rotation to monitor Haraguchi.

Haraguchi, who began reciting pi at 9 a.m. Tuesday, reached his previous record of 83,431 digits Tuesday night, finishing exactly at 100,000 digits at 1:28 a.m. Wednesday, Fujii said.

In 2002, University of Tokyo mathematicians, aided by a supercomputer, set the world record for figuring out pi to 1.24 trillion decimal places.

Source: Yahoo News Wed Oct 4, 9:00 AM ET

^cornflakez^

My 2nd Post =)

2006-10-03T12:33:00.000+08:00

Slacking at work alittle. Share my all-time favourite poem with u guys!

HEART-BROKE

Sitting in the Toilet,

Broken-Hearted,

Couldn't Shit, =(

Only farted.

So easy n sad isnt it?! even a 4 years old can recite tat! heheh, maybe not! cnt teach them tis kinda thing ar!

With Love,

SnowbaLL

Damn good food at a damn good price

2006-10-03T01:01:00.000+08:00

http://www.botakjones.com/

I am gonna try it out..after fasting for a week.

2006-10-03T00:37:00.000+08:00

I was feeling very tired the whole of today..I was woken up by a friend's call this morning.
She wanted to ask me if I wanna go to the temple (to pray for jobs)........and informed me that another one of my friends have found a job. I was screaming in bed. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, snowball.. that insurance guy called me again. I am going to meet him tomorrow at GE's office to see what this is all about.
This is getting more and more..strange because he told me today that he knows that I am from HK.
Could it be..my resume was forwarded to him by someone?
I am not sure and he refused to tell me.
He said he needs to employ someone to do some training and recruitment stuffs..
(and finally revealed that he is from insurance)
Well, no harm meeting him I guess..even tho I am not interested in the job at all.
Ah Chan and ah kam and ah wai said that I should have asked him how much he is willing to pay me..before meeting him.
He said if it is peanuts, I'll be wasting my bus fare!!!!!
I was thinking to myself..even if he's gonna pay me well..will I take the job? I don't even think I am suitable for this kinda job..Maybe it depends on how much more he is gonna pay..hahaha.
I will rather do something I am interested in and have the passion for if the pay isn't too different. Thanks for sharing about the "trick" your friend's friend got into. I hope I don't have to sign anything tomorrow and I won't sign anything tomorrow. Those evil people out there!

Work today was a bit tiring because I didn't get enough sleep. Yawn.
A parent told me that her child wanted to interview me after I interviewed her. She said her child wanted to ask me "How many topical tests are there per year in the university?"
What a cute question..hahahaa..she must be stressed by all these tests.

^cornflakez^ in a bowl of milk

my 1st entry

2006-10-02T19:26:00.000+08:00

hELLO,

tis is snowball, reporting from the comfort of my home! ms cornflakez ah, i got work today leh, cnt blog while working, wait kanna treat 'fried cuttlefish' ah! jus now my sotong frenz, melissa sms me abt the add of our new blog n halfway thru i sms her empty sms bcos i scare wait my boss see ah!!!

Anyway i m pretty disheartened. Tot got many pple read my friendster blog but only sotong n our oi frenz, hemi msg me to ask me abt the blog. =( my ego is so crushed...

Anyway heck la. Just wan share with u my exchange of sms with sotong to gif readers a picture of what to expect frm me in my future entries here.

At 10 plus in the morning when everyone was still not very awake but act like they are working very very hard and looked like they are thinking until very very stress but they r only thinking of wat to eat for lunch ltr! heh heh. Suddenly my hp vibrated very violently and my colleage n the volunteers in the office turn to look at me. Acting like i m very irritated (but actually i m very excited cos i wan c if got any very free pple wan find me go lunch! =p), i say, ' wau lau, so irritating!' and check the sms. It was sotong. =) =)

sotong sms me: Dear Miss A K, wHAt is your new blog add?

*wah i feel so happy tat finally got biz coming in! so scare nobody ask me the new blog add!*

so i reply sotong: Dear sotong, u beg me la! LOL! Jus jokin! I haven start blogging there yet! the add is crappypple@blogspot.com. My frenz, cornflakez n i share the blog. by the way i m snow ball cos i m round n fair! =)

Sotong sms me: Ha ha! u snowball? i think cnt bcos they are soft and white and gentle.. and u r none of the above. who's cornflakez? I bet she'll b updating the site more regularly than u! hee hee. maybe she update 5 time u update once. he he he

=*( so bad tis sotong!

Me: Nah, i m soft and gentle too ok! Haha, cornflakez is too clean liao. Her jokes not suitable for u de. My ones r more suited for u cos u r jus as d_rty-m_ _ded (fill in the blanks. yes i noe, its very obvious isn't it? mus gif sotong some face mah! LOL) as me.

sOTONG: hAHA! Your kind of jokes must be unsuitable for little kids! who say i understand ?! i am so clean minded! (note to sotong: i was puking n laughing as i read your sms! wat a funny n disgusting lie!) u Soft n gentle?! ya, maybe when u were a baby! =p

Me: Wai, u clean minded, then i must b angelic liao! U wan die ah, suan me, wait i write a compliation of short stories of Sotong M T then u noe!;p

Sotong: HA ha. I was young and foolish lor. And u oso quite sotong hor. Now i am quite wise (Note to sotong: When they die, Liars go to hell de!! pls dun lie anymore! nvmind i'll pray for u okie. c, i m so nice! =) u r so lucky to haf me as ur frenz rite?!!) He he. Need advice? You angelic?! But think u shld not b snowflake =p

*Wau seh, this woman really is a sotong! i told her i m snow ball, not Snowflake la! see la, still claim to b wiser! hai...*

Me: Haha! Then call wat? Fishball ar? y u so much comment ar? wan b contributor for the blog? ur sotong-ness make gd writing material! LOL

sOTONG: Haha. oK, U can b fish ball. contribute to ur blog? i shall write on social issues if i do so. haha but i shall visit.

aS i was planning to reply sotong, boss call out to me. so kan cheong tat i send sotong an empty sms. cnt gif my boss bad impression cos i m takin part in the 'good employee award' this year! the winner gets 1000 dollars worth of Jean Yip slimming voucher which i need badly! haha, dun tell me u guys believe all these crap! anyway i discover tat she was just asking me if i wan go lunch, but since i am a 'good' employee, i wun waste time so i say no thx n then went on to send sotong my last sms.

Me: AH! tOO scare bein caught sending sms during work tat i accidentally send u empty sms. LOL! okok, dun play wif u liao, must work! Tk care! =)

Stupid sotong send me: haha tok to u again miss koh!

wah lau, y so formal n polite huh ms tan?! so not like u! =p

With Love,

snowball

2006-10-02T06:07:00.000+08:00

Are you a chocoholic? Answer these questions to help find out.

chocoholic (def): a person who has or claims to have an addiction to chocolate

If you have more than 2 secret stashes of chocolate candy, you might be a chocoholic. (Be honest.)
If your top 3 favorite candies all have chocolate in them, you might be a chocoholic.
If you have more than 4 books at home on chocolate, you might be a chocoholic.
If your favorite dessert is chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and chocolate ice-cream on the side, then you might be a chocoholic.
If you name chocolate as one of the seven wonders of the world, you might be a chocoholic.
If you bookmark more than 2 websites on the health benefits of chocolate, then you might be a chocoholic.
If your favorite movie is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, you might be a chocoholic.
If you own more than one chocolate-related T-Shirt, you might be a chocoholic. (If you actually wear that chocolate T-Shirt in public, just admit it. You are a chocoholic.)
If you name your first-born child after your favorite chocolate candy - then you are a definite, full fledged chocoholic.

If you are a chocoholic, there you may want to try one of two possible cures:

CURE #1: Chocolate Overdose
In several cases a chocolate overdose will effectively kill your chocolate bug for a period of time. At some point, too much chocolate in a given month will cure your addiction - for at least a week. Your personal chocolate overdose limit will depend on your level of addiction. (We sell a variety of chocolates to help you do this in style.)

CURE #2: Chocolate Substitution
Chocolate substitution is another option, if the chocolate overdose doesn't work. It involves starving your chocolate bug by offering it wholesome candy substitutes. The concept is that your body will gradually forget its craving for chocolate. (We sell a variety of delicious candies to help you do this in style.)

www.centralcoastcandies.com

cornflakez

2006-10-02T06:05:00.000+08:00

Women 17 Times More Likely To Die From Chocolate Overdose
Brown Death
Cole Slaugh
04/15/2003 A recent study, conducted by the University of California at Berkeley School of Behavioral Science, compared chocolate intake and it's potentially deadly effects on men and women.

The first subject group included locking 20 hung over male fraternity freshmen in a room with an unlimited supply of Hershey's bars. Another group consisted of 20 women taken from a local "Weight Watchers" class and locked in room with the same conditions.

Since the frat boys ended up vomiting more often (a condition that's not normally associated with chocolate intake), they consumed far fewer candy bars than their feastingly fat female counterparts.

The women, on the other hand, actually ate so much chocolate that 17 of the 20 went into sugar shock and later died. Before keeling over, they demanded Chinese food, screamed at the cameras, cried about how ugly they were, and insisted on their right to use a bathroom. Conversely, the men just quietly passed out and urinated on themselves.

"This without a doubt, proves that chocolate is 17 times more addictive and likely to cause death to women," stated chief researcher Brad Knittling. "Although, we've had a lot of complaints from women's groups that the study was biased and unfair because the women ate all of the Hershey's bars we had, and we had to substitute it with baker's chocolate. But that's to be expected from the Feminine leadership. They've always had that 'penis complex' thing gnawing at their inner groin. Besides, we only locked them in there for 24 hours. For God's sake, show some self control people."

The study, which cost US taxpayers $56 million in chocolate, mortuary fees and out of court settlements, is currently being reviewed by the university, the NIH and Amnesty International.

uspressnews.com

HUH???!

cornflakez

craving..

2006-10-02T05:54:00.000+08:00

I wanna drink a lot of cold..icy cold..freezing..jasmine tea with honey ..
or .. chrysanthemum tea !!!!!!!!!
I wanna munch on frozen strawberries!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^cornflakez^

Nice Crap

2006-10-01T21:55:00.000+08:00

Hi All ,
Wow nice Blog !! I like it! Good Idea! Okie got to go !

almost caught!

2006-10-01T21:54:00.000+08:00

Today I forgot to bring my EZ link card..and didn't have enough money to take MRT. So I took a bus home and paid cash $0.90 only. A bus conductor got onto the bus a stop b4 I alighted!! Luckily I was about to get down...or else it will be so horrible!! He might shame me in front of everyone!!!
My heart was beating profusely when I saw the man in white!!

Anyway, the Daiso in Plaza Singapura has opened :) I went there tonight and got some oishii (tasty) things :p hahaha..!! Daiso..always $2. Cool~

^cornflakez^

Welcome :)

2006-10-01T03:57:00.000+08:00

We, the members of this crap blog
pledge ourselves as the crappiest people
regardless of junk, rubbish and litter
to build a nonsensical crap blog
based on random and candid thoughts
so as to achieve ultimate corniness (not horniness, mind u) for our valued members~

this is crap - anything goes! Start crapping, crappy people!!!!
*cornflakez*

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Dougnut Factory! 3 Hours Q!

http://www.donutfactory.com.sg/

We went to

RafflesCity to queue for donuts at Donut Factory. We queued for 3 whole hours in order to buy the donuts. It’s a ONCE a life time thing to queue for Donuts for 3 hours. It’s a new experience for all of us! The queue was divided into 3 parts.

1st 30 minutes waiting area near the bookstore

While waiting, Jas irritate Ms Piggyneo coz she too bored she decided to call Pik to offer to buy some for her. She also called Shin to come out to watch the movies “28 weeks later” and to join us to buy donuts.

2nd 30 minutes

Jas bought Chippy's British fish & chips and fried marsies because she’s hungry. We had been queuing so long hence hunger and thirst came easily to mind. We got nothing to do hence EAT to past the time.

After eating the food, we moved to the Second Part of the queue outside the Spectacles shop.

Jas went to the front to look at the Q and when she came back,

She said loudly: “Hey Neo the ppl in front said they have been queuing for 2 hours and still waiting so long!”

After hearing what Jas had said, that the 2 ladies queuing in front of us decide to give up and left for new pastures.

Surprisingly Jas discovered that it’s a new way to shorten the queue. See she’s so evil!

(But still, I personally think without her my life would be still so boring! She’s irritating but she is a very fun friend to have and often brighten up my static and monotonous life. We can vomit blood because of her most of the time also.)

After chit chatting and gossiping about all the people we knew, I’ve decide to take a walk to buy drinks. The queue is still long.

3rd 30 minutes waiting at the entrance of spectacles shop

Oh my goodness!

There was an American man cutting queue.The people in front of us saw that and went to inform him the correct queue was way behind.

He was so embarrassed and when he went to the back of the queue. He said in his American accent that he thought all of us were queuing for the Spectacles!

By this time Shin arrived and joins us laughing hilariously. I mean who wants so many spectacles for what? We want the DOUNUTS!

Finally! After so many minutes, we had devise ways to cut short the queue.

Say loudly that you have been queuing for 3 hours still no donuts.

Bring a hard covered book to read and wait. If got pple cut queue use the book to hit the cut Q guy!

Dance to the music at “THE CD SHOP” then pple around u would be too embarrassed to Q around u.

Just say the TRUTH! The donuts taste terrible! And no one will patronise the shop anymore.

Bring your laptop with you and use it to past the time. But must have wireless login.

Set up a new company name as the Express Queuing Donut. We decide to Q and sell the donuts at double the price.

So Far only these few Ideas!

I bought 12 donuts. Shin and Jas each bought 6 donuts.

After tasting the donuts, tell the truth not very tasty.

Only the chocolate flavour ones are the tasty ones.

Others all taste yucky!!

Shin siting outside the Starbucks after buying 3hours of donuts.

My Mom scold me say waste of time . They dont appreciate me ! They dont appreciate me standing 3 hours to wait for donuts. After Eating the donuts, we realise it's actually not so tasty at all.

Raining So Can't go ECP!

Simin MOVED to WORDPRESS!

Dating @ Plaza Singapura!

BOred!!

Party was a SUCCESS on PRCP Day !

There's a devil in everyone's heart!

PRCP finally Over !

MOMMY It's all Over !

when suku goes away.. =(

Pizza ! To PAY or Not to Pay !

My New DVDs !

R21 (not for the underaged..)

Sports Connection -My new Bag !

PageOne at VIVO

My beach Chair !

Discrimination or Is it their RIGHT to Chose?

I am going to sign on wth CGH !

microecons lecture ruined by lousy microecon lecturer with a lousy micro-phone! =(

imaginery conversation with God

ARGH!!! All of us working at different hospitals.

I got bullied by my Nursing friends!

Wah ! The ENs BUTT very hard to move lei !

the one abt diet..

LaoZhaBor Rap

NIGHT shift

Feelings of Up and Downs

Do You guys Like the New Clock?

Raffles
City to queue for donuts at Donut Factory. We queued for 3 whole hours in order to buy the donuts. It’s a ONCE a life time thing to queue for Donuts for 3 hours. It’s a new experience for all of us! The queue was divided into 3 parts.